Another Sunday rolls around, and you know what that means. On Sunday, the San Antonio Square Dance movement rewards and encourages looting, cheating, swindling, robbery and theft.
This message goes out to hundreds of people, just like yourself, who are suspected of supporting robbery, theft, cheating, stealing and downright rottenness. The first question to ask is, "are you categorized correctly?" Yes or No? Either you reward cheating robbing scumbags, or you don't.
If you are categorized correctly, i.e. if you see nothing wrong with out-right bald-face stealing a business from the very people who built it, then you're doing the right thing by reading this message. This message is aimed at people who support robbery, swindling and theft. If that's you, then this message is exactly what you need to hear. In a nutshell, you make bad decisions and you definitely need to stop doing so.
If you are categorized incorrectly ... or if you suddenly decide to stop supporting crime ... simply reply to this message, let me know that you're no longer a ratfink robbery-supporting two-faced raunchy crime-enabling scumbag, and your name gets immediately and cheerfully removed from the list. Also, congratulations for making the right choice.
If you happen to know any other dirty rotten crime-supporting fake-friend loot-scooping scumbags just like yourself, they need to also be on this anti-crime list. Simply send in their email addresses and I'll gladly add them. Together we can improve the world. People who support crime should be encouraged to make better choices.
It's Sunday. In the local square dance world, Sunday has evolved into "Reward Cheating Swindling Looting Robbers" Day. It's also "Weekly Reminder That You Should Make Better Choices" Day.
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