Sunday, December 15, 2013

Hey Elmer Fudd!

Hey, Elmer Fudd! Are you weddy for more wobbin'? As you awweady know, wascally weasels outright stole a square dance cwub fwum the wightful owners. Today they use the wobbery woot (thousands of stowen dowwars) to hire dirty wotten wapscallions who wike to caww for cwooks. It ain't wight. Twy to avoid such immowwal wobbing wascals, okay?

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Shortcut to Prosperity

Most square dance clubs nowadays have already folded. The few remaining clubs are sorry pathetic dying dysfunctional groups, barely hanging on by a thread. Square dancing is slowly but surely fading away.

There is little hope for the future because it is so extremely difficult to start and build a new club. Such an endeavor requires thousands of dollars and years of hard work. Let's be honest. Do you actually HAVE thousands of dollars and years of hard work that you can afford to invest into a crummy square dance club?

Good news! There's a recently-discovered shortcut! You can do exactly what FunDancers did. You can dupe someone ELSE into building up a nice club. Wait patiently while your victim invests thousands of his own dollars and years of his own time. Then, just as soon as the fledgling venture becomes profitable, swoop right in and bald-face steal the club in broad daylight. Then you can lie your pants off and smear the good name of your crime victims so that they can't start another club to compete with the one you outright stole.

Or, you can do the RIGHT thing instead. The RIGHT thing is to AVOID lying criminal defamatory cheating swindling crooks who rob and bilk their supposed "friends". You can REFUSE to REWARD robbery. You can STOP SUPPORTING THEFT and CRIME. You can find a good wholesome club to visit instead of a crummy rotten stolen swindled group of cheaters.

Do you endorse the idea of building up square dancing through theft? Do you believe in cheating and swindling your way to prosperity? Are you in favor of running up a huge debt and then defaulting on every penny that you rightfully owe? If so, you are a truly sick sorry screwed-up individual. Don't settle for being all screwed up and sorry and pathetic. It's not too late for you to turn over a new leaf. Stop supporting robbers. Just Say No to Crime. Do the right thing instead.

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Need Your Help

PSSSST! Pardon me. I have a small favor to ask. Can you help me? Helping is easy. Here's how you can help.

Dirty crooked robbers outright stole a business after it was built by an innocent couple. The bad guys cheated that couple out of thousands of dollars, years of hard work and hundreds of supposed "friends".

The bad guys then defiled and smeared the good name of the business and its originators, down to the point where a fair and just resolution is simply not possible. The robbery was totally unfair, unprovoked, unmitigated, unreasonable and without excuse. The stolen business has been raped and plundered and desecrated and ruined beyond any hope of recovery.

You might wonder how you can help. Thanks for asking. It's actually easy. Here's how you can help:

DON'T SUPPORT THE ROBBING CHEATERS. Don't allow rotten lying plundering crooks to get clean away with criminal acts.

Crooks outright stole a local business. They totally cheated and swindled the people who built the business. SO ... here's where YOU come into the picture. Here's what YOU can do, to help improve the world. AVOID that business. Don't allow crooks to profit from crime.

You really CAN make a difference. Simply make the right choice. Resist the lure of stolen robbery loot. Choose wholesome above-board activities instead. Avoid crime and criminals. Discourage robbing cheating lying name-smearing swindlers. Make the world a better place.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Old-Fashioned vs. New-Fangled

The old-fashioned path to success: invest lots of time and money to build a square dance group. After you invest thousands of your dollars and years of your time, you can relax and enjoy the fruits of your own labor.

But that's so old-fashioned.

The new-fangled way, and the way chosen by FunDancers, it to dupe someone else into building up a nice club for you. Be patient!  After the fledgling enterprise grows and eventually becomes self-sufficient, then you can swoop in and steal the club.

If your crime victim gripes about being robbed, plan and carry out a smear campaign.

You'll have to admit that the above strategy is ... successful.

The lowdown cheating swindling scumbags who stole FunDancers get to enjoy a nice square dance every week in their own hometown. They did not invest all the time or money required to build up a club. Instead, they waited until someone else made that investment. Then they outright stole the results of someone else's work.

The old-fashioned way is to build. The new-fangled way is to steal. The old-fashioned process involves paying your bills. The new-fangled way is to run up a huge debt and then default on that debt. Instead of paying what you rightfully owe, wait until your victim goes out of town, steal every last cent you can, then use the loot to hire accomplices. If anyone protests, paint them as a lunatic.

Don't laugh. The strategy does seem to work.

So ... if you want to validate and reward people who cheat, swindle, lie and rob, then you'll want to dance at FunDancers. But if you cannot support the ideals of theft, double-crossing, defamation, and robbery loot, then you will want to choose a different venue instead.

You might be wondering about my purpose. First, I do not want my club back. It's too late for that. While it would be nice to get reimbursed for at least some of the many thousands of dollars which were outright stolen from me, that's only a side issue. The main thing is that we must stop rewarding crooks and robbers. In a proper world, theft and swindling should not lead to prosperity. FunDancers must be shut down, strictly because it is so horribly wrong for bad people to profit from robbing good people.

With so many good honest dances in the region, why on Earth would you patronize a dishonest swindling cheating stolen club who doesn't pay their bills?

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Local Square Dance Group Needs Your Help

Months ago, a local square dance club installed incompetent immoral officers who robbed the club's founder / originator / investor of many thousands of dollars. The crooks used the loot to run the club.

When the crime victim protested, the rotten defamatory swindlers spread all kinds of lies. For example, they claimed that no robbery ever took place and/or the victim deserved to get robbed and/or the money they outright stole was actually a gift. Their alibis prove the ancient theory: "there is no honor among thieves".

If you helped the crooks get away with robbery then you are a party to one of the biggest crimes in square dance history. Yet the sad truth is that the stolen funds have finally petered out. The club recently had to make a "slight" adjustment by hiking their admission price by a whopping SIXTY PERCENT.

When's the last time you had a sixty percent raise? We're talking "desperation". The club operated a good long while on stolen funds but that loot has simply dried up. Now the club needs to steal more money, in a bad way.

Here's where you can help. All the club really needs is a new crime victim. If you will simply let expert con-artists rob and cheat you out of thousands of dollars (the same way they robbed me) then the stolen club can continue to operate on robbery loot in the future (just like they've done in the past).

One tiny word of warning. If you get cheated and robbed by immoral crooks, don't even CONSIDER protesting to the square dance "friends" that you THINK you have. You will learn that the "rock-solid" friendships which you THINK you built are actually as fake and as flimsy as a puff of smoke. After you become a crime victim, you will LOSE EVERY LAST BLASTED FRIEND you THOUGHT YOU EVER HAD. Your fake friends will gleefully swoop in and help the robbers spend all the loot stolen from you.

Of course you could always choose to do the right thing instead. You could go to an honest dance instead. You could refuse to reward robbery, crime, cheating, swindling and theft. But most people will not stand up for what's right. They don't have enough backbone. It's far easier to go along with the crowd and grab at the stolen loot before someone else grabs your share.

There's only one drawback to that philosophy: stolen robbery loot eventually runs out. So, step right up and become the next chump. The previous robbery loot is almost depleted, the ticket price has been "slightly" adjusted by a whopping 60 percent, and the club desperately needs another robbery victim. Who will it be? Could it be you?

I've already had my turn. Now it's your turn to get robbed. If you ever helped the cheating swindling scumbags spend any robbery loot, I very sincerely hope that you get what you richly deserve by becoming the next crime victim.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Wouldn't It Be Nice?

You already know the story. Cheating swindling crooks rob innocent couple then use the loot to entice immoral backstabbing lowlifes to share in the robbery proceeds. Dirty underhanded crafty smear-tactics are endorsed by ignorant masses who have no clue about the difference between right and wrong.

You have the opportunity to do the one and only "right" thing here. You have the oppotunity to avoid a crime scene and to stop rewarding cheating swindling robbing crooks. Although many people have that golden opportunity, some do not have enough backbone to do the right thing.

So, enjoy wallowing in wrongdoing. I hope each of you gets robbed and I also hope you discover that your long-term "friendships" vaporize into thin air the very minute that you become a crime victim.

Quick question: whenever you get robbed, cheated, swindled, smeared, etc ... will you be completely gracious and accepting? Or do you instead expect victims to remain silent (as long as the crime happens to someone else) (and you get to profit from the crime)?

What goes around, comes around. Go ahead (while you still can) and enjoy participating in robbery, name-smearing, cheating, swindling, stealing, looting, etc ... because it won't last forever. Help the robbers spend the loot today, but watch out for tomorrow. Swindlers and cheaters are always looking for other people to rip off. Maybe you can become their next crime victim. Wouldn't that be grand?

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Burning Questions with Obvious Answers

If you're looking for expensive entertainment at a bargain price, here's good news. The ripoff artists who swindled and stole thousands of dollars from an innocent couple, then lied profusely (by claiming their victim is crazy and therefore deserves to be robbed), then ended up running a square dance club which they outright bald-face flat-out stole ... well, guess what?

They use stolen robbery loot to hire immoral back-stabbing crime-enabling callers to call for people just like you, i.e. folks who enthusiastically support lying, cheating and swindling.

So ... come on out and help the perps get away with robbery. Pretend you don't know that there's a difference between right and wrong. Dance to a turn-coat cut-throat scum-bag caller at a stolen swindled club run by cheaters and swindlers who criminally defame anyone who dares speak out against wrongdoing.

Don't bother asking obvious questions such as:

? How did ignorant neer-do-well swindlers end up running the area's premiere square dance club?

Obvious answer: the dirty lowdown crooks outright stole the club from the very people who built it.

? What kind of caller will gladly prostitute himself out in exchange for stolen robbery loot?

Obvious answer: any caller the rotten crooks ever hired. Every last one of those callers knew beyond all doubt that they would get paid with the proceeds of a robbery. They chose to ignore the facts and grab at the loot.

? If you expect someone to do the right thing, doesn't that person first need to know what's right?

Obvious answer: Yes, and that's the sad part, because these animals apparently do not understand the fundamental difference between right and wrong.

? What mistake did the crime victims make which caused them to end up so ruthlessly robbed?

Obvious answer: They completely trusted people who happen to be cheaters, robbers, swindlers and crooks.

One more question which you really should ask:

? If you patronize and support cheating, swindling, lying, robbing, lowdown varmints, how can you be sure that they won't choose you as their next crime victim?

Obvious answer: Aye, there's the rub. If you're happy because innocent trusting victims got robbed, surely you'll be overjoyed when those same crooks choose you as their next crime victim. If you associate with robbing cheating swindlers: lotsa luck ... you're gonna need it.

Just one small favor, please. When you become the next crime victim, please don't act like it's a big sudden surprise. It's really simple. If you want to get robbed and cheated, hang out with robbers and cheaters. If you prefer not to get smeared and swindled, simply stay away from swindlers.

Friday, October 4, 2013

Crime Spree Continues

Two-year-long crime spree continues this weekend. Ruthless robbers use stolen loot to finance a square dance for cheating swindling lying defamatory turncoat slanderous gangsters who outright bald-face robbed a local square dance couple.

If you enjoy such criminal activities than you'll have a ball. If you just cannot tell the difference between right and wrong, then you've finally found a place where you'll fit right in.

If you just stood by idly and watched the crime unfold then you are as guilty as the thugs who perpetrated the theft. If you support outrageous wrongdoing, then go ahead and socialize with other lowlifes just like yourself.

Or ... you can do the Right Thing instead, and refuse to reward people who lie, cheat, swindle and steal.

Karma is a real bitch. The dirty rotten lowdown immoral scoundrels will burn in hell forever for robbing innocent people, and all they got out of the deal was a lousy square dance club populated by encouragers of robbing and looting.

Friday, September 13, 2013

How does it feel?

Perhaps you dance several times a month. Some dances you go to are legitimate, straight-up and wholesome. Alas, some dances in your local area are run by robbing, stealing, lying, cheating swindlers who use stolen robbery loot to hold dances for folks who endorse crime and theft.

How does it feel to you? Can you detect any difference between "right" and "wrong"? If a dance is paid for with stolen robbery loot, at a club which was outright swindled away from the very people who built the club, by robbers who cheat, swindle, defame and defraud your former "friends" ... does that feel any different (to you) than a regular ordinary good square dance?

This is an important question. Your answer is important.

It's such a disgrace when people (perhaps even you) choose "wrong" over "right". Yet the very true fact is that some people (perhaps even you) cannot detect any difference at all between right and wrong.

Does this describe YOU? Does a legitimate rightful dance feel any different, to you, than a stolen swindled cheated event?

If you want to do what's right, first you must be able to discern the fundamental difference between "right" and "wrong". So ... can you tell the difference? When you participate in an event which only exists as a result of robbery, theft, crime, swindling, defamation, back-stabbing and/or cheating, does it feel any different to YOU than other square dances?

You can be assured that there is a very real difference between "right" and "wrong". The only question is, can you feel the difference? No matter how slight that difference might be, do you know right from wrong?

And if you DO know the difference between right and wrong, why on earth would you support wrongdoing?

Let's all start paying attention to the fact that "right" feels different from "wrong". Let's support good honest right events and let's steer clear of cheating lying swindling stolen wrong robbery events. Let's make the world a better place by choosing "right" over "wrong". Is that too much to ask?

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Guest columnist

This week we feature a guest writer. A total jerk recently sent in an abusive taunting message. Let's read and learn.
On Mon, Aug 5, 2013 at 1:56 PM, Arthur Wills <agwills@gvtc.com> wrote:
> I always enjoy a psycho.
> Especially one that is illiterate.
> Seems like you paste the same message every time.
I write about the crimes of stealing, swindling, cheating, defamation and robbery. You helped dirty rotten crooks get clean away with these atrocities for over a year.

If you want different crime stories, you need to commit different crimes.
> I guess your vocabulary is as stunted as your caller dates.
> I noticed they dumped your worthless butt from the
> caller's lab and from Fun Valley.
I noticed you seem amused by robbery, swindling, crime and defamation.

I invested years of hard work and thousands of dollars into building up a business. Lowdown scumbag crooks (including you) outright stole my business from me and my spouse.

What gives you the right to steal our money and our business from us? What gives you the right to be amused because we were swindled, cheated, lied to and smeared?

Let's analyze your own term ... "worthless". Back when I was investing lots of time and money into building the club which you eventually stole, I was always proudly introduced as the club's "very own internationally-known caller". But after you rob, cheat, swindle and smear me, from that point on I'm suddenly "worthless". I'm not even welcome at dances which are financed with the robbery loot.

So, in your view, someone has "worth" if they will build up a club for you to steal. After you rob someone, that same builder is now "worthless".

Switching topics, what gives YOU the right to steal a business from someone who invested thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours into building it up?

Anyone who would endorse that crime, or even worse, be amused by it, is truly "worthless".
> Looks like everyone caught on to your psychotic act.
Not quite "everyone". Most people were not fooled when experienced capable swindlers used a tried-and-true formula.

Some con artists spread the malicious lie that their crime victim had gone insane. It's a common ploy used by petty crooks who want to rob someone. The cheap lowdown scumbag dirty rotten trick only works when dealing with ignorant gullible fools.

I notice that the tactic worked perfectly on you.

By the way, what gives you the right to rob someone? How do you justify being amused because someone was cheated and swindled? In other words, WHAT ON EARTH is WRONG with YOU????
> Keep the emails coming, I like a good laugh from time to time.
Ditto and likewise.

Let's recap. You are amused by crime, right? When someone gets ripped off, it's entertaining ... correct?

If it just so happens that YOU are robbed and cheated and swindled, then you'd expect all of your so-called "friends" to laugh at you, right?

You are truly one sick and twisted individual.
> Where are you now? Have they committed you yet?
Where are YOU now? Have they thrown you in jail yet for robbery and slander?
> Your past friend
> Art
Let's get one thing straight. You never were (and will never be) _my_ friend. Friends don't lie, cheat, rob, swindle, defame, rip off and taunt each other. Friends are not amused when crimes happen to others.

Only a total jackass like you would ever believe that YOUR fake friendship is a coveted commodity which can be withheld for the purpose of punishing someone because they got robbed.

You are a sick perverted scumbag. I don't associate with liars, cheaters, crooks, swindlers, defamers, gossips, etc ... nor people who aid, abet and endorse crime.

The End

PS - what gives you the right to rob, cheat, swindle, defraud and defame others and then be amused by it?

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Help vs. Hinder

If you enjoy robbery, cheating, crime, lying and swindling at your square dances then you're in luck. Today's event features all this and more.

Today's featured Profiteer (i.e. someone who gains from other people's loss) has already "retired" from calling many times. Apparently the lure of grabbing more stolen robbery loot is enough to un-retire a profiteer.

You can always get the latest crime-ring news from a particular stolen website which previously contained only good solid square dance info but now features dead callers and/or full-page ads from new callers who have not yet learned to call but have completely mastered the arts of slander and defamation. I actually prefer the original version from years past. Alas, that site was taken down because someone came in and stole the site from the original founder who then refused to allow his programming code to be used to promote and encourage criminal activities.

Always remember: it's easier to steal a club than to start one. It's easier to lock someone out of the website he created than to actually come up with your own idea. It's easier to slander and defame someone than it is to build a successful career. It's easier to believe liars and cheaters than to admit the distasteful truth, even when that truth stares you right in the face.

Executive summary: there is no rightness nor justification whatsoever about the batch of crooks who stole FunDancers from the club's originators and founders. They committed an unprovoked and outrageous robbery. The lying cheating swindlers who ended up as beneficiaries of this robbery are a disgrace to square dancing and to the human race. It's totally shockingly flabberghasting that any of you immoral enablers actually endorse and support these crimes. By enabling robbers and swindlers to prosper, you are guilty by association.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Can You Help?

Some crooks outright stole a square dance club (and thousands of dollars) from the people who spent years building the club. When the crime victims refused to silently take a robbin', the crooks tried their dead-level best to lie and slander their victims out of business permanently.

For example, the lying cheating swindlers refused to pay even one penny toward the hundreds of dollars they legitimately owed on the website for the club which they outright stole, yet they gladly paid NEW money to set up a NEW website whose only purpose was to defame and lie about their innocent victims and try to run them out of business.

So, it's not like the cheaters lack money to pay their bills. It's just that they use stolen money to inflict harm and to tear down clubs and careers which take years to build.

You might wonder, "How can I help?". The answer is simple.

Stop supporting the dirty rotten thieving sneaky cutthroat robbers.

It really is that easy. Stop endorsing and rewarding crime. Stop helping people who steal, swindle and cheat.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

A very quick thought for today

Conformity is doing what everyone else does, regardless of what's right.

Morality is doing what's right, regardless of what everyone else does.

Do the Right Thing

Lowdown bandits outright stole the FunDancers club from the very people who started, built, promoted and grew the club.

Now they invite you to come help spend the robbery loot. Are you really stupid enough to believe their lies? Are you really so desperate for entertainment that you'll patronize a club which you dang well know  was outright stolen and swindled from the people who built the club? Do you think that ignoring a problem makes it go away? Are you really that naive?

Here's an alternative. Don't support robbery and theft! Instead, urge the lying cheating swindling crooks to return the money they stole. Even if they do give back the thousands of dollars they outright stole (which will never happen, but even if the thieves do make restitution) it still will not set things completely right. But returning the stolen loot will definitely improve a terrible situation.

Don't participate in crime. Don't help robbers spend loot. Don't let cheating lying swindlers get away with theft scot-free.

Do the right thing instead. Without a doubt, you know the difference between right and wrong. The only question is whether you have enough gumption to do the right thing. Avoid cheating lying swindling robbers who steal from honest hard-working people. Find a good wholesome dance to go to instead.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Does It Ever Bother You?

A few things bug me about a local square dance club. I wonder if those same things also bug you.

First, how did a band of thugs end up running a square dance club which was started, promoted, built and grown by someone else? How did known swindlers end up with their own club?

The shocking truth: they just outright bald-face STOLE the club (along with thousands of dollars). Ed Wedig and his Bandits were entrusted with running the club whenever the founders were out of town. Instead of running the club, they outright stole it. It's a simple plot. Gain someone's trust. Wait until they go out of town, then rob them.

Outright theft bothers me. Does it bug you at all? If so, what do you plan to do about the fact that someone outright stole a square dance club (and thousands of dollars), then lied their ass off about it, and now they want you to pretend the cheating swindling lowdown robbery never happened and/or the victims deserve to be robbed?

Under what set of sick and twisted values does someone deserve to get robbed? That philosophy is extremely bothersome.

Other things are amiss as well. It takes 8 people (okay, 9 counting the caller) to square dance. Apparently nine people in your community are completely okay with robbery, theft, cheating, swindling, etc. Does that sad fact bother you? Would you have ever guessed that an outright robbing crook could find nine cronies to support and endorse theft, robbery, lying, cheating and swindling?

If you go to the stolen club then you are in that bad square of robber-supporters.

Other things bother me. Let's suppose that you owe someone thousands of dollars. Instead of paying it back, you decide to steal the money and also steal their square dance club right out from under everyone's nose, then lie like crazy to cover up your crime. Let's suppose that you really did all those things. In other words, let's suppose that you are Ed Wedig.

Okay, what's your next move? What do you do with your freshly-stolen club and the thousands of dollars in robbery loot which you stole?

Your next move is to find a caller who will knowingly accept stolen robbery loot to call for your stolen club. Surely you face an obstacle. What caller on this planet is immoral and lowdown enough to knowingly accept stolen robbery loot to call for a stolen club run by robbing cheating lying slanderous swindlers?

The sad answer is "every caller they ever asked".  Not one caller refused to help robbers spend loot. You'll find more restraint at a shark feeding frenzy. Most callers rushed back repeatedly to grab more loot, scooping up the spoils of robbery as fast and as often as possible.

Do you find it shocking that every caller will gladly help rob a professional colleague? Do you find it amazing that, in the realm of square dancing, the term "friendship" is as flimsy as a puff of smoke?

Do you find it dismaying that if you ever happen to get robbed, your only choice is to just silently take it like a man, elseways the robbers will smear your name all over the world?

Yes indeed, something's not quite right at one of the square dance clubs. Does this bother you in any way? If so, what do you intend to do about it?

Here's how you can help solve the problem: stop supporting the robbers! In an ideal world, we'd all persuade the cheating lying swindling robbers to give back the thousands of dollars they stole, but let's be real. We will never see such a rosy outcome from this mess. All we can hope for is a realistic compromise.

The only practical solution, i.e. the only way you can help, is to recognize that there are honest dances in the area. (I say this knowing that almost every dancer and caller in the area has already participated, in some way, in the robbery). It might actually be impossible to find a completely honest dance. But surely you can find a dance which is more honest than the totally immoral corrupt swindled robbed cheated club which is operated today by a crime ring.

Here's how you can make things better. Every time you're tempted to support the crooks, DON'T. Instead, find an honest dance (if you can) and support that event instead.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Find the Mistake

You already know the story. You already formed your opinion.

Here's a recap: an honest hard-working couple started a square dance club. They invested years of hard work and thousands of dollars. Eventually it became the premiere club in the region.

Almost at the very minute it turned profitable, lowdown scumbags outright stole the club, the money, every last one of the caller's so-called "friends", all future bookings and the caller's sole means of making a living. They literally stole everything the caller and his wife had ever built up during three decades of square dancing.

The local square dance community seems to overwhelmingly support this theft. Dancers readily believed all the lies and gossip. Not one former "friend" stepped up to say "STOP the wrongdoing!" or "QUIT bad-mouthing people after you rob them!".

In the aftermath, let's find the caller's mistake. The actual fact is that the caller lost his club, friends, money, reputation, etc. Surely he did something wrong. After all, if you do things "right", you don't up and lose everything you ever had. Clearly, some mistake was made somewhere.

So, let's analyze it. Exactly what did the caller do wrong? What key mistake did this talented hard-working successful calling couple make, to cause bad evil crooks to steal everything they ever created? What inherent fault or shortcoming caused an internationally-known hugely-popular couple to richly deserve to lose all their money, friends, hard work, bookings, reputation, income, etc? What key mistake caused their whole life to fall apart?

Can you find the mistake? All the clues are right there, staring you in the face. How good of a sleuth are you? Can you find what they did wrong?

In fact, they actually made one critical mistake. Many of you are making that same mistake right now. Here's the key mistake: the caller and his spouse completely trusted people who, as it ends up, happen to be dirty rotten lowdown immoral cheaters, robbers, liars, thieves, swindlers, defamers and crooks.

Are you making that same mistake right now? If you support the totally immoral and illegal FunDancers club of today, you are in fact making that same mistake. You're trusting people who will gleefully cheat and rob you. You're pretending that these people are your "friends" when in fact, they're patiently waiting for the opportunity to rob you blind.

If you support robbery and swindling, you're in luck. If you like socializing with other people who steal, cheat and lie, here's good news. You can go to FunDancers and dance to callers who gladly and knowingly accept stolen money to call for cheaters and robbers at a club which was outright stolen in broad daylight by swindlers, crooks and thieves. While you're there, you can enjoy lies and gossip about how the crime victim richly deserved to be robbed.

At least you now know why he was robbed. You know exactly which mistake was made. Whenever you trust crooks and swindlers, you get robbed and cheated. Mystery solved.

As far as I can tell, some of you still support this crime. In today's spirit of investigation, one more question screams to be asked: WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?? How can you possibly justify robbery, cheating, lying, swindling, defamation and theft? Why on earth do you help lowdown scumbags get away with their crimes scot-free?

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Who You Gonna Call?

FunDancers was founded as a welcome alternative to the unpleasant dysfunctional politics of other square dance clubs. Alas, the plan backfired when seasoned crooks silently infiltrated FunDancers. The bad guys waited patiently while the club organizers / developers / builders invested years of hard work and thousands of dollars to grow the new club.

The club eventually became profitable which also meant that it had grown large enough to be worth stealing. That's exactly what the swindlers were waiting for. They outright stole the club away from the founders / workers / builders. Unlawful crooks used their superior skills of lying and cheating, along with their well-rehearsed talent for gossip and defamation, to steal the club (along with thousands of dollars in actual cash money) and to turn hundreds of so-called "friends" vehemently against the good people who started and grew the club.

When it first happened, the situation still seemed manageable. After all, square dancers are supposed to be fine upstanding people. Surely square dancers know the difference between good and evil, right? Surely no square dance caller would help criminals rob and cheat honest people, right? Surely the crooks could never find a caller who will knowingly accept stolen robbery loot, right?

WRONG!

To avert the very slight chance that any caller was completely unaware of the robbery, the club's founder / organizer / builder / crime-victim personally contacted every scheduled guest caller. He informed each potential crime-enabler that the club still owed a ton of money to the founders. Robbers and swindlers outright stole the club in broad daylight, thus cheating the club builders out of years of hard work and thousands of dollars. The club planned to use loot from the robbery to hire guest callers.

What happened next was a total surprise.

Would you care to guess how many callers turned down the chance to call for cheating robbing dirty rotten stealing scumbag lying name-smearing swindlers?

Go ahead and try to guess how many callers refused to accept stolen funds. Remember, every caller the club ever booked knew ... in advance ... that they would get paid with stolen robbery loot.

Did you try to guess how many honest callers are at-large among us? Please take the time to think it through and make your guess. How many callers just will not help rob a colleague? Go ahead and guess right now, because you are about to discover how many honest callers can be found in the local region.

Okay, here's the answer you've been waiting for:

NOT ONE BLASTED CALLER refused to accept stolen money!

EVERY last LOWDOWN caller who EVER called for the lying cheating robbers KNOWINGLY accepted ROBBERY LOOT.

EVERY caller for the stolen club is a SORRY CHEATER-helping SWINDLER-abetting money-GRABBING unethical STEALING RATFINK who KNOWINGLY CHEATS their colleagues and ROBS the square dance activity blind.

EVERY caller who EVER called for the crooks UNJUSTLY PROFITED by GRABBING STOLEN ROBBERY LOOT offered by SWINDLERS who, in an UNPROVOKED and UNPRECEDENTED ATTACK, CHEATED good honest hard-working people out of THOUSANDS of dollars and YEARS of hard work.

EVERY STINKIN' CALLER eagerly grabbed as much loot as possible, as OFTEN as they could. Many of them CAME BACK for a SECOND or THIRD helping of loot! Today they STILL grab whatever's left of the robbery loot, as often as they can!

Callers totally LACKING in morals KNOWINGLY accept robbery loot from CROOKS and gladly help SMEAR the good name of their crime victims. Many of these lowlife backstabbing callers are actually AMUSED because one of THEIR OWN COLLEAGUES was robbed, swindled and cheated.

Frankly, I am embarrassed to be labeled as a "caller" because it unfairly lumps me in with so many lowlife robbing stealing double-crossing back-stabbing immoral scumbags. I am shocked beyond belief that every caller who had the chance to Do The Right Thing actually turned the other way and ignored all common decency. I am flabbergasted that any caller would gladly help cheating lying swindling defaming slandering proven crooks who dangle stolen robbery loot as an apparently irresistible lure.

To be fair, some callers avoided the crime scene. Perhaps they were never offered a share of the loot. The good guys (or perhaps the ones who don't call well enough to get offered any stolen money) are surely in short supply. Still, a surprising number of callers (actually, any number greater than zero is surprising) is totally willing to help rob and cheat and swindle one of their own. These immoral callers continue to cheat, rob, loot, swindle and profiteer even to this day.

Make good note of the callers who gladly participate in robbery and scandal. Just so there's no doubt, I shall publish a complete list of crime-enablers soon, on this website, for your handy and permanent reference.

If you ever want to plan your own robbery, you'll know exactly who to contact. Get someone with experience. Just look at the past, present and future callers at the stolen club. They all knowingly participated in robbery. Those are the callers you'll want to contact should you ever need help to pull off your own cheating swindling cut-throat robbery. Just be careful. The caller you get to help you rob someone else just might gladly rob and swindle and cheat and back-stab you.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

I Was Wrong

Back when I first realized that swindlers had stolen the square dance club which my spouse and I organized, founded, promoted, built and grew, I was NOT alarmed. I thought, "Surely the robbers cannot attract any people because surely the nice upstanding dance community will never tolerate dishonesty or theft.". I just _knew_ that square dancers were good honest people. 

Boy oh boy, I was clearly WRONG! 

I TOTALLY over-estimated the honesty and integrity of the square dance community.

The local dance community blindly supported the lying cheating swindling stealing robbers. The dancers believed filthy raunchy vicious lying rumors which were started and spread by the people who robbed me. The idea of checking with me first (to find out if the rumors were true) never occurred to anyone. Dancers gossiped with wild abandon. In addition to being a robbery victim, I became the target of a defamation campaign and an outcast in my own home town.

When I refused to silently suffer as a victim of robbery and lynching, the crooks who robbed me set up a website to smear my name.  The dirty rotten lying stealing cheating swindlers tried their dead-level best to put me completely out of business worldwide. 

Think about it:  how often do you see a website whose _only_ purpose is to smear an internationally-known square dance caller and try to run him completely out of business?  The answer is "never".  You NEVER see this because there are certain lowdown atrocious acts which are so vile and despicable that people simply NEVER do those criminal acts.

How would you like it if someone robbed YOU and then set up a website to smear YOUR name?

Yet in fact the rotten crummy swindling robbing cheating scumbags who stole my club (and cheated me out of thousands of dollars) did indeed set up a smear-site for the sole purpose of defamation.

The lying cheating rotten crooks went to my own website and found my schedule of future calling dates. They contacted every last one of my future bookings and tried to cancel those engagements. They told outright lies such as "he won't show up" or "he quit calling" or "he's deathly ill and cannot contact you himself". They did these vile despicable unspeakable horrific acts strictly to cause my wife and me financial harm, and specifically because of one fact:  when cheaters and swindlers stole my club and thousands of dollars from me, I refused to take the robbing silently.

Such criminal acts of defamation and harassment are absolutely horrible and totally unprecedented in the square dance world.

Yet, even then, I was not overly worried. I just KNEW that the nice upstanding dance community would observe the crummy evil dirty nasty smear tactics of the cheating lying swindlers and that the dancers would realize that those crimes are just TOTALLY WRONG and unheard of. I fully trusted that the good people in the dance community would steer clear of the evil name-smearing gossipy lying rumor-mongering cheating stealing slanderers and defamers.

Well, guess what?  I was totally WRONG again.

I mistakenly thought that local square dancers were good honest people.  I would have never guessed that people who purport to be "friends" would actually side with cheaters, swindlers, robbers, liars and crooks. I was so totally utterly wrong.

To be fair, the vast majority of my so-called "friends" completely DROPPED OUT of square dancing forever due to the vicious criminal acts of a small band of dirty lowdown cheating robbers. Yet a surprising number (actually, any number greater than "zero" is a surprising number) of so-called "friends" turned completely and permanently against me and my spouse after we were the victims of an unprovoked and unjustified robbery committed by cold calculating experienced swindlers and cheaters.

NOT ONE "friend" stood up to say "HEY, this is ROBBERY and it's just SO WRONG!"  NOT ONE local dancer has ANY morals whatsoever.  As far as I can tell, they ALL support and endorse (or at least tolerate) crime and theft. They continue to participate in the stolen club and profit from the robbery, despite repeated pleadings from the crime victims to please STOP supporting robbery, cheating, lying, theft, slander, crime, etc.

Having lost all faith in the goodness and integrity of the local dance population, all I can say is ... SHAME ON YOU. 

SHAME ON YOU!

Your mother taught you better than that, you immoral CHEATING swindler-supporting LIAR-ENABLING back-stabbing FALSE-FRIEND flat-wrong TWO-FACED loot-spending TURN-COAT money-grubbing IGNORANT easily-misled RAUNCHY confused INDECENT vile DESPICABLE unethical DEFAMATORY vicious LOW-DOWN dirty ROTTEN untrustworthy GOSSIPS.

I can only hope that every last crime-supporting false-friend loot-spender gets robbed and cheated and swindled and lied to and gossiped about and taunted and shamed and defrauded and slandered ... and then I hope that all of your fake two-faced "friends" laugh hysterically at your plight. Then you'll finally understand what you have done. 

Your total lack of morals and your enthusiastic support for cheating swindling robbers has damaged square dancing in the local area beyond repair.  The region will NEVER recover from the disastrous fact that YOU fully supported theft and robbery. 

For all practical purposes, the very minute that you decided to support swindling cheating gossiping lying robbers, you signed a death certificate for square dancing.  You had the opportunity to do the right thing, and as far as I can tell, you just flat let that opportunity pass you by.

Yep, I was totally wrong.  I mistakenly believed there was at least one grain of decency in the local dance community.  I never dreamed that square dancers would enthusiastically help crooks rob honest hard-working people. I totally under-estimated the lack of morals, the power of gossip, the delight of joining a lynch mob and the lure of spending robbery loot.

People need to admit when they are wrong.

I admit it.  I was completely wrong.  I mistakenly believed that square dancers were much better people than they actually are.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

It's Your Turn

This weekend (just like every weekend) the stolen club in Schertz uses stolen robbery loot to hire a caller who is willing to accept stolen cash to call at a stolen club for people who robbed, cheated, swindled, bilked, hoodwinked, slandered, defamed and committed crimes which originated with secret meetings held while the club originators, organizers and founders were out of town.
  
If you enjoy supporting outright theft and crime, come be with other people just like you, i.e. people who profit from crime and who support theft, dishonesty, cheating and swindling.
  
While you're at at, please start looking for a new crime victim.  It's important.  Although the dirty rotten lowdown robbers did manage to steal several thousand dollars from Nasser and Jeanna, those stolen funds can't last forever.  You desperately need to trick, hoodwink, deceive, bilk, swindle, and rob a new gullible victim so that the long string of loot-enabled dances can continue.

Here's a thought.  What if the next victim is YOU?  Wouldn't that be great?  After all, if you enthusiastically support Ed Wedig and Ken & Fay Wheatley rampantly cheating Nasser and Jeanna out of thousands of dollars, hundreds of friends, dozens of calling dates, years of hard work, etc., then SURELY you can support a similar robbery / swindling / slander-fest / cheating happening to YOU, right?  Wow, what a great idea!
  
So, get busy!  Start building up your OWN club.  Invest thousands of dollars and years of work into your OWN group.  Build it up to the point where it finally starts to pay off after years of your hard work and thousands of your own dollars.  You'll have the biggest club in the region.  Enjoy it for a few weeks, then watch as ruthless dishonest crooked swindling lying robbers steal it away from you and smear your name into the mud.
 
THEN, you can laugh at your OWN plight ... just like you're amused today because someone ELSE was robbed.

Just think ... you can try to convince your former "friends" to stop supporting crime, only to be rebuked at every attempt.  Yes, a taste of your own medicine will do you a lot of good, you ROTTEN ROBBERY-SUPPORTING CRIME-ABETTING CROOK-HELPING SLANDEROUS DEFAMATORY SWINDLER-ENABLING TWO-FACED IMMORAL INDECENT VILE DESPICABLE JERKS.
 
But that's all comes later (AFTER you invest thousands of dollars and years of hard work into your own group, only to have it stolen by swindling lying cheating robbers).  Let's talk about the HERE and NOW.  THIS weekend, go ahead and enjoy the use of stolen robbery loot to pay a caller four times what they were paying the club's founder, to call for one-fourth the crowd. While you're at it, discuss various ways to build up square dancing.  Yes indeed, it's the eternal question, "How can we make square dancing grow?".  Well, for starters, STOP CHEATING AND ROBBING THE PEOPLE WHO CREATE THE CLUBS.

Just remember:  it's YOUR turn to get robbed and cheated next.  So, start investing.  The sooner you put thousands of dollars and years of hard work into your club, the sooner the robbing lying cheating swindlers can take it away from you, smear your name into the mud, and amuse all your former "friends".

Saturday, March 30, 2013

Holiday Notice

Due to a religious holiday, the local crime ring is inactive this week. But don't worry.  Next Sunday they go right back to cheatin', lyin', gossipin', stealin', name-smearin', robbin', swindlin' and lootin'.
 
Let's face facts. Crooks and robbers have infested the square dance activity. It's much worse than "we've got a problem". It is probably THE single biggest theft (approx. $8500) in the _entire_ history of square dancing. And __YOU__ endorse the "Biggest Crime in Square Dance History" if _you_ continue to support events financed with stolen funds and run by cheating thieving lying swindlers.

Do you have enough backbone to do the right thing? For almost a full year, I have urged you to avoid dishonest events.  It's time to ask yourself a question.  Have you even _tried_ to do that ONE right thing which actually addresses the problem? Have you stayed away from the liars, robbers, cheaters, swindlers and gossips?

If so, congratulations! If not, there's still time.  You can still help straighten out this mess.  Here's the one and only thing you must do: Find a dance which does NOT involve stolen funds, cheaters, swindlers, gossips, robbers, liars, etc. Then go to that honest dance instead of a lying, cheating, swindling, stolen, defamatory, fraudulent event.
 
Help put the bad guys out of business. Don't let robbers, cheaters, swindlers, liars and defamers get clean away with their crimes. Stop supporting robbery.  Don't condone the biggest theft in square dance history.  Put an end to crime. 

Find a good clean event at an honest club instead.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Make the right choice

Something to do in your spare time:
  1. Go to the police station and wait until someone comes in and reports being robbed.
  2. Make fun of that person.  Call him a liar.  Call him nasty names. 
  3. Demand that the crime victim never contact you again.  Cancel all future business dealings with the person who got robbed.  Threaten to beat him up.
  4. Tell everyone that the robbed person is crazy and therefore deserves to be cheated and swindled.  Drag that person's name through the mud.  Call him a liar again.  Threaten to have him arrested.
  5. Make friends with the robbers.  Help the crooks spend the loot.
  6. Repeat every Sunday.
If you go to FunDancers in Schertz, you're helping robbers get ahead by cheating and swindling.

You're supposedly a grownup.  Why do you need constant reminders that it's wrong to steal, lie and cheat?
 
So ... stop doing wrong!  Do the right thing instead!  Do NOT support square dance clubs which rob, cheat, steal, swindle, bilk, hoodwink, defame or defraud people.  Is that too much to ask?  Do NOT help robbers spend any loot.

You only have a limited amount of spare time.  Choose honest activities.  You'll be happier.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Remove me from your list

This Sunday a local square dance club once again uses loot from a robbery to hire callers who knowingly accept stolen funds.

Come celebrate all the rotten things about square dancing: swindling, robbing, cheating, stealing and lying while petty crooks smear the good name of their robbery victim.

Some of you have requested "remove me from your email list". 

Your request is certainly heard and understood, yet you are terribly misinformed. This message is aimed exclusively at robbers and cheaters ... and the people who support them (like, for example, YOU). You receive this message for ONE reason only: it is believed that YOU support and participate in criminal activities. By the way, whenever you endorse atrocious acts, you cause permanent harm to square dancing.

If you want to stop receiving these messages, you must do exactly one thing.  Stop supporting crime! If you can prove that you no longer support the robbers, cheaters, swindlers, defamers, etc, then your name will be cheerfully removed from the list.

So, indeed, you cannot ask someone else to remove your name from this list.  Instead, you can very easily remove your OWN name from this list by submitting evidence that you no longer support crooks and thieves.  This message goes out only to crooks, thieves, fraudsters, rip-off artists, etc.  There is strong reason to believe that you participate in these activities.  To stop receiving these messages, merely stop engaging in activities related to robbery, cheating, swindling, defamation, sharing in the loot from a crime, etc.

The only purpose of this message is to help transform YOU into a better person. Hopefully you will become someone who no longer aids and abets fraudsters, slanderers, scammers, etc. Isn't it great that there's an internet service dedicated entirely to YOUR improvement and rehabilitation?

It's normal for people like you to WISH for a "law" which, whenever someone's opinion differs from your own, you can legally compel them to shut up. Unfortunately such a law does not exist, else that law would have already been used on YOU many times.

Can't you see that a victim of fraud and defamation has the right to ask YOU to stop participating in even more crime?  Can't you see that if you help people rob and lie and cheat and swindle, then you yourself are encouraging even more of those filthy acts in the future?  Can't you see that a crime victim has the right to ask you to stop rewarding the criminals?

So, for those who claim "our opinions differ therefore I demand that you shut up", I must counter with "you support robbers, cheaters, swindlers, fraudsters, defamers and liars, so I demand that you stop doing these horrible things".  For those who say "remove me from your list" I counter with "remove your OWN self from this list by refusing to support any more crime".

It is not rocket science.  Swindlers, liars and cheaters robbed the people who founded, promoted, financed and grew the Sunday club.  Quite frankly, the robbery victims simply could not afford to lose the $8,500 that the robbers stole.  Today the bad guys use the stolen funds to continue operations ... and YOU are believed to support these crimes.

Well, stop doing that. 
 
If YOU endorse and enable crimes then I very sincerely and earnestly hope that these same crooks choose YOU as their next crime victim.

Surely your mother raised you to know the difference between right and wrong.  Surely you know that stealing is wrong. Surely you know that if you owe money, you should pay it. Surely you know that if you rob and cheat and swindle someone, and then if that person gripes about being robbed, you should NOT continue to defraud and defame and cheat and hoodwink the victim of your crimes.

Here's an executive summary: Do not support crime.  Do not honor defamers, robbers, cheaters, swindlers, bilkers, liars, etc. Stay as far away as you can from the Sunday club.

Abandon your life of crime.  Do the right thing instead.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Learn from Past Mistakes

The local Sunday square dance club:

  •  stole the club away from the very people who founded and grew the club,
  •  ran up a huge debt and then defaulted (thus stealing a trainload of money),
  •  defrauded and cheated and hoodwinked and swindled good honest people,
  •  spread bad rumors all over town,
  •  lied profusely in an attempt to cover it all up.
 
We can "look the other way" (pretend it didn't happen) ... or .... we can face the problem head-on.

Let's choose to tell the truth. The Sunday club is hopelessly infested with expert and experienced fraudsters and swindlers.

They outright cheated their founder out of many thousands of dollars and many years of hard work.  They turned many so-called (i.e. FAKE) "friends" against the club's founder and they're still costing an honest hard-working couple hundreds of dollars each month due to their constant defamation and slander.

Now they warmly invite YOU to a nice friendly square dance on Sunday.

If you're a total ignoramus with no clue whatsoever, go ahead and fall for their elaborate ruse.  The plain fact is that you're supporting a stolen club which uses the loot from a robbery to hire callers who will gladly accept stolen funds to call for stolen people at a club which is just outrightly totally blatently stolen.

The Sunday club is run by expert liars, crooks, embezzlers, fraudsters and swindlers. The club's original founders made the mistake of trusting these outrageous cheaters.  Let's at least try to prevent other good honest people from making the same mistake.

If you decide to believe all their lies and if you decide to trust these dangerous crooks, please be careful. They might choose YOU for their next robbery victim.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Guess what?

Guess what?
 
The FunDancers website will soon disappear. 
 
Website hosting fees are payable annually in advance.  The FunDancers fees were last paid one year ago.  The club never reimbursed their webmaster for those legitimate business expenses, therefore the site will be terminated for non-payment now (one year after the last annual payment).
 
You might be wondering how this affects you.

The main effect on you is that the club claims they "always pay their bills on time", yet the plain fact is that their claim is just not true.  The club does not pay their bills on time.  In many cases, they do not pay their bills at all.  The past-due website fees are just one small example. 

The club has had a website for three years.  The first year was eventually reimbursed, almost two years after the fact.  Years two and three have never been paid.  That's just the tip of the iceberg.  The club owes their founder many thousands of dollars in legitimate business expenses.  The club claims they "fired" their caller, but that's just not true.  Actually, the club "robbed" their caller by not paying expenses they owed.

I could easily list many other examples.  The plain truth is that the club cheated their caller and founder out of many thousands of dollars.  They stole the money and the club.  They're using the stolen funds to operate the stolen club while attempting to totally smear the good name of the person they swindled.

The point is, the club is perfectly willing to proudly proclaim "we always pay our bills on time" yet that proclamation is just flat not true.  The club says "we don't owe one penny" yet that claim is completely false. 

It makes you wonder about the truthfulness of other statements the club makes.

I'm really not sure which is worse:  people who intentionally lie, or fake friends who immediately believe any lies they hear.  Either way, it's not the kind of situation I enjoy, therefore I'm staying far away from it ... and I encourage you to do the same.

Friday, February 8, 2013

Come Enjoy the Loot from a Robbery

Do you believe that the best way to get ahead in life is to rob, cheat, steal and swindle? Are you the kind of person who does not pay your bills? Do you like to be around other robbers, swindlers, bilkers, crooks, liars and cheaters?
 
If so, you'll have a grand time at FunDancers on Sunday.
 
As you know, in an era when far more square dance clubs are folding than forming, FunDancers was founded three years ago by an internationally known caller.  He worked hard to promote, build, bankroll and grow his club. Alas, he made the grave mistake of trusting people who happen to be liars, cheaters and swindlers.

Some dirty rotten lying cheating defamatory swindling bilking hoodwinking deadbeat con-artists infested the club. After a series of cold calculated conniving maneuvers, the bad guys took over.  They stole thousands of dollars and the club and most of the (as it ends up, totally fake and easily mis-led) people in the club.
 
You can pretend it never happened ... but you'd be lying to your own self.

You can pretend that square dancing builds solid friendships ... but you'd be totally wrong. Square dance friendships are as solid as water running through a sieve.  All someone has to do is exclaim (behind your back) "he or she is mentally unstable!", then all your former friends will suddenly believe it's okay to rob you.
 
If you enjoy sharing in the loot from robberies, come on out to FunDancers. The current club leadership cheats good honest hard-working people out of their lifelong investments. Maybe you will get swindled next?  Come find out for yourself.

If someone dares speak out against those ghastly acts, the liars and cheaters will ruin their reputation through expert defamation.  They don't stop at just robbing and swindling good people. They take away your very livelihood and run you completely out of business.  Maybe you'll be the next robbery victim?
 
If you feel comfortable among robbers, cheaters, swindlers, liars, deadbeats, slanderers and crooks then you'll feel right at home at FunDancers.  If you like to use stolen money to run a club which was swindled from good honest hard-working people, then you'll be in your element.  Come help enjoy the spoils from a robbery.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

"Don't Be Fooled"

Let's suppose that someone steals thousands of dollars. Now let's suppose that they give some of the stolen money to charity. Does giving a portion of the loot to charity suddenly make it okay to steal, lie, cheat and swindle?

Of course it doesn't. If a robber steals thousands of dollars and then gives some of the stolen money to charity, it's still theft, robbery, cheating, swindling and crime.

Did you know?
  • Last April, FunDancers stole, swindled and cheated their caller and founder out of a sizable sum. For those who prefer exact figures, the amount of the theft was $8,588.24.
  • Since then, all guest callers at FunDancers are paid with stolen funds.
  • Most callers see nothing wrong with accepting stolen money.
  • Only one guest caller refused to profit from a robbery.
  • That one honest caller agreed to donate his fee to charity rather than accept stolen funds.
  • Thus the idea of a "charity dance" was born out of a robbery.
While it's certainly nice to support charity, the entire event is nonetheless massively wrong. Experienced swindlers are pulling the wool over your eyes. At the recent "charity dance" money-laundering scheme, the club actually donated only the hall rent ($75). The rest of the donation came from the extreme generosity of the dancers and of course the guest caller. If an organization steals thousands of dollars and then they donate a tiny part of that money to charity, it's still theft.

Dishonest people have created a huge problem for the local square dance scene. Here's what you can do to help solve the problem.

First, if you have NO concept of the difference between right and wrong, then go ahead and support money-laundering events staged by the same swindlers, cheaters and robbers who outright stole FunDancers, and many thousands of dollars, from the club's founders. If your mother never taught you that stealing is just flat wrong, then go ahead and participate in a continuing crime spree.

Or, you can do the right thing instead. There's only one way to put the bad guys out of business. _You_ can solve this crime. Here's what you must do: Stop going to their dances! It's actually quite simple. Stop supporting criminals. Stop the madness. Don't participate. Walk away. Do something else instead.

A crook cannot steal thousands of dollars and then suddenly become a saint by donating a small portion of the loot to charity. Other criminals throughout history have tried that same ruse. The ploy never works. Instead, it is a very clever trick staged by some very experienced crooks.

Don't be fooled.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

New Year at FunDancers

In 2012, FunDancers prospered by stealing thousands of dollars from the club's original founder and caller. We would like to thank our blind followers for supporting the crime spree. When we needed you to look the other way and ignore wrongdoing, you really came through for us.
 
Even though, deep-down, you know it's wrong to steal and cheat and swindle, we were able to spin enough propaganda to cheat the club's founders and builders out of their money and their club. We also turned most of their so-called "friends" against them. We ended up with everything while our crime victims ended up with nothing.  This is good. That's exactly how crime sprees are supposed to work.
 
When Nasser refused to silently take a robbing from dirty low-down immoral crooks, we spread lies far and wide. We went on a mission to put Nasser and Jeanna permanently out of square dancing. By crackie, whenever we rob and cheat someone, we expect a silent and willing victim! If our victims refuse to be quietly swindled then we'll ruin them forever!

Last year was wonderful, but 2013 will be even better. As the new year dawns at FunDancers, we need your help. Our club thrives on crime, cheating, robbery and swindling. We now need a new victim to rob, trick, cheat, swindle, defame and tell lies about.

Hopefully our new mark will be silent about being swindled.  Nobody wants to hear bad news about how an acquaintance was cheated and robbed. That's precisely why our society tends to blame the victim nowadays. There's nothing worse than a crime victim who just can't stop talking about how he was cheated, swindled, robbed and defamed. We're tired of hearing about it and I know you are too.

So, can you help us out? Do you know anyone we can rob and cheat and swindle, so that our square dance club can grow in the new year? We need our next victim to be a successful builder of square dancing, because it only makes sense to steal from someone who can build up a club that's even worth stealing.

Do you know any new mark we can target for a new crime spree in the new year? Let's continue to do the same things which worked in 2012.  We'll simply run up a huge debt with our new victims, hold meetings behind their back, default on the debt, hoodwink our victims, rob them, cheat them, swindle them out of thousands of dollars, steal their club our from under them, and then we'll use the stolen money to run the stolen club.

If our victim gripes, we'll once again tell numerous lies designed to turn their so-called "friends" against our victim. If they continue to gripe, we'll do everything we possibly can to put our victim permanently out of business through criminal defamation and slander.

Can you help us out? Can you think of any possible new victim for us to cheat and rob, in the new year? We're desperate. Please help spread the word:  FunDancers is looking for someone new to cheat, rob, swindle and defame.

Please help. Our club prospered last year due to cheating, trickery, deceit, defamation, lies and robbery. We stole thousands of dollars from Nasser and Jeanna, cheated them out of their club and their friends, etc, but that money is almost depleted. We've got just barely enough left to cheat Jerry Story out of his normal calling fee by claiming it's a "charity" dance. Let the good times roll. We need a new victim to cheat and swindle in the new year. Can you think of anyone we can steal from, so that the club can continue to prosper?

Sincerely,

FunDancers
the most experienced cheaters, swindlers and liars in Texas