Take one glance at The Stolen Club's upcoming schedule and you will immediately see the effects of T-S-A-T-L. The crooks and robbers are trying to save money by hiring cheap callers. Clearly, T-S-A-T-L overran the club.
In case you didn't know, experienced robbers and cheats conspired to swindle and steal a square dance club away from the couple who spent thousands of dollars and years of hard work to build the club from the ground up. What the dirty rotten crooks did is _totally_ wrong. If _you_ visit the stolen club then you're also totally wrong. You're a crime enabler and a theft supporter, whether or not T-S-A-T-L.
What does it feel like, to realize that you helped dirty rotten no-good swindlers drive an innocent hard-working couple out of business?
Back when the robbery happened (before T-S-A-T-L) the club was the premiere club in the area. Now the club is mediocre at best. Before T-S-A-T-L, the club danced to national callers only. Now they'll hire any caller willing to accept robbery loot.
Before T-S-A-T-L, the club hired Tony Oxendine. After T-S-A-T-L, they hire John Kephart. Can you tell the difference?
Before T-S-A-T-L, they hired Joe Saltel. After T-S-A-T-L, they hire Arnold Gladson. Do you notice a pattern?
Before T-S-A-T-L, they hired Wade Driver. After T-S-A-T-L, they hire Wayne Weston. Can you detect a trend?
One word tells the entire story: T-S-A-T-L
The End.
(Did you guess correctly? T.S.A.T.L. means "They Spent All The Loot".)
In case you didn't know, experienced robbers and cheats conspired to swindle and steal a square dance club away from the couple who spent thousands of dollars and years of hard work to build the club from the ground up. What the dirty rotten crooks did is _totally_ wrong. If _you_ visit the stolen club then you're also totally wrong. You're a crime enabler and a theft supporter, whether or not T-S-A-T-L.
What does it feel like, to realize that you helped dirty rotten no-good swindlers drive an innocent hard-working couple out of business?
Back when the robbery happened (before T-S-A-T-L) the club was the premiere club in the area. Now the club is mediocre at best. Before T-S-A-T-L, the club danced to national callers only. Now they'll hire any caller willing to accept robbery loot.
Before T-S-A-T-L, the club hired Tony Oxendine. After T-S-A-T-L, they hire John Kephart. Can you tell the difference?
Before T-S-A-T-L, they hired Joe Saltel. After T-S-A-T-L, they hire Arnold Gladson. Do you notice a pattern?
Before T-S-A-T-L, they hired Wade Driver. After T-S-A-T-L, they hire Wayne Weston. Can you detect a trend?
One word tells the entire story: T-S-A-T-L
The End.
(Did you guess correctly? T.S.A.T.L. means "They Spent All The Loot".)
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