Mothers try to teach kids the difference between right and wrong. Their efforts are not always successful because some people have no clue. Here's a handy guide to "Right or Wrong" for the month of June at FunDancers.
June 3 - K O Jeanes - RIGHT. Nasser is in Australia. Whenever Nasser is out of town, the club gets a guest caller. (However, guest callers always get paid far more money than Nasser, which is kinda sorta wrong.) Still, the club needs a local caller on June 3 because their internationally-known club caller is calling in another country.
June 10 - Chet Miles - WRONG. Nasser is home on June 10. The club has a very simple rule. The club caller calls for his own club (which he founded and into which he invested thousands of dollars of his own money, only to have it illegally stolen). For the dance on June 10, the club wants to use stolen funds to hire a guest caller, in direct violation of the club's "raison d' etre" (pardon my French). So, just in case you don't know the difference between right and wrong, here's a clue: June 10 is WRONG because it uses stolen funds to break a long-standing club rule.
Hint: following rules is RIGHT. Using stolen money to break rules is WRONG.
June 17 - RIGHT. Nasser is calling in Missouri. I wonder if Missouri clubs have idiots for officers, like FunDancers does? Anyway, it's simple: Nasser is out of town so FunDancers gets a guest caller. (Interestingly, the guest caller, who invested nothing into the club, gets far more money than Nasser, who invested thousands only to have it illegally stolen). So, while it's "WRONG" to pay a local fill-in caller more than the club's own internationally-known caller, hey, it happens. Anyway, the dance on June 17 is "RIGHT", so ... enjoy. Club caller out of town, get a guest caller. Simple, right? Can you believe there are people so stupid (such as FunDancers officers) who just can't figure it out? But as they say in Australia (where the club's own international caller is right now) "No Worries, Mate". Hey, that's why I'm here: to explain the difference between right and wrong. Club caller is out of town on June 17, so it's "RIGHT" to get a guest caller.
June 24 - WRONG. If you can't figure out why, then you probably can't do the calls anyway and you should not even try to dance. The club illegally broke every rule in the book. They're using stolen money to hire a guest caller on June 24. This is wrong (and it's also immoral, unethical and illegal) to intentionally cheat the club caller (who invested thousands of dollars) out of his own dance at his own club. Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong. There is no rightness whatsoever about June 24. Everything about it is just as wrong as wrong can be. Here's a handy chart.
Club follows their long-standing agreed-upon rules = RIGHT.
Club officers act crazy and use stolen money to break the rules = WRONG.
July 1 - Wayne Weston - both RIGHT and WRONG. Nasser is out of town (in Seattle, Washington) on this date. So the club needs a guest caller. (Did you know that the club pays local callers FAR more than they ever paid their own internationally-known club caller??). Anyway, the dance itself is "RIGHT". Club Caller out of town, get a guest caller. Simple.
However, the club plans to provide free hot dogs and hamburgers prior to the dance. While this might sound great, it's actually quite WRONG. Have you ever thought about how the club might pay for the free grub? Wait a minute! Don't tell me! Let me guess! Could it possibly be from the thousands of dollars the club stole from Nasser and Jeanna? BINGO! (Bells ring, confetti fills the air, and you win the prize which in this case is officers with no morals and no brains).
The dance is RIGHT but using stolen funds to pay for free grub is WRONG. It's even more wrong because the club stole thousands of dollars but all you get is a lousy hot dog? Whaaaat's up with thaaaat? The club stole THOUSANDS ... they oughtta feed you prime rib and caviar! Here's a recap. Using stolen money is WRONG. The "wrongness" starts at 5:30 pm. Doing exactly what the rules say (getting a local guest caller when the club's internationally-known caller is out of town) is RIGHT. The Rightness starts at 7 pm.
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Always remember: Do "right" things. Don't do "wrong" things. This handy guide to Right and Wrong is necessary because some people (such as your club officers) did not learn the difference between right and wrong from their mommy. Pity. For those who don't know right from wrong, here's a handy chart:
June 3 - K O Jeanes - RIGHT. Nasser is in Australia. Whenever Nasser is out of town, the club gets a guest caller. (However, guest callers always get paid far more money than Nasser, which is kinda sorta wrong.) Still, the club needs a local caller on June 3 because their internationally-known club caller is calling in another country.
June 10 - Chet Miles - WRONG. Nasser is home on June 10. The club has a very simple rule. The club caller calls for his own club (which he founded and into which he invested thousands of dollars of his own money, only to have it illegally stolen). For the dance on June 10, the club wants to use stolen funds to hire a guest caller, in direct violation of the club's "raison d' etre" (pardon my French). So, just in case you don't know the difference between right and wrong, here's a clue: June 10 is WRONG because it uses stolen funds to break a long-standing club rule.
Hint: following rules is RIGHT. Using stolen money to break rules is WRONG.
June 17 - RIGHT. Nasser is calling in Missouri. I wonder if Missouri clubs have idiots for officers, like FunDancers does? Anyway, it's simple: Nasser is out of town so FunDancers gets a guest caller. (Interestingly, the guest caller, who invested nothing into the club, gets far more money than Nasser, who invested thousands only to have it illegally stolen). So, while it's "WRONG" to pay a local fill-in caller more than the club's own internationally-known caller, hey, it happens. Anyway, the dance on June 17 is "RIGHT", so ... enjoy. Club caller out of town, get a guest caller. Simple, right? Can you believe there are people so stupid (such as FunDancers officers) who just can't figure it out? But as they say in Australia (where the club's own international caller is right now) "No Worries, Mate". Hey, that's why I'm here: to explain the difference between right and wrong. Club caller is out of town on June 17, so it's "RIGHT" to get a guest caller.
June 24 - WRONG. If you can't figure out why, then you probably can't do the calls anyway and you should not even try to dance. The club illegally broke every rule in the book. They're using stolen money to hire a guest caller on June 24. This is wrong (and it's also immoral, unethical and illegal) to intentionally cheat the club caller (who invested thousands of dollars) out of his own dance at his own club. Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong. There is no rightness whatsoever about June 24. Everything about it is just as wrong as wrong can be. Here's a handy chart.
Club follows their long-standing agreed-upon rules = RIGHT.
Club officers act crazy and use stolen money to break the rules = WRONG.
July 1 - Wayne Weston - both RIGHT and WRONG. Nasser is out of town (in Seattle, Washington) on this date. So the club needs a guest caller. (Did you know that the club pays local callers FAR more than they ever paid their own internationally-known club caller??). Anyway, the dance itself is "RIGHT". Club Caller out of town, get a guest caller. Simple.
However, the club plans to provide free hot dogs and hamburgers prior to the dance. While this might sound great, it's actually quite WRONG. Have you ever thought about how the club might pay for the free grub? Wait a minute! Don't tell me! Let me guess! Could it possibly be from the thousands of dollars the club stole from Nasser and Jeanna? BINGO! (Bells ring, confetti fills the air, and you win the prize which in this case is officers with no morals and no brains).
The dance is RIGHT but using stolen funds to pay for free grub is WRONG. It's even more wrong because the club stole thousands of dollars but all you get is a lousy hot dog? Whaaaat's up with thaaaat? The club stole THOUSANDS ... they oughtta feed you prime rib and caviar! Here's a recap. Using stolen money is WRONG. The "wrongness" starts at 5:30 pm. Doing exactly what the rules say (getting a local guest caller when the club's internationally-known caller is out of town) is RIGHT. The Rightness starts at 7 pm.
= = = =
Always remember: Do "right" things. Don't do "wrong" things. This handy guide to Right and Wrong is necessary because some people (such as your club officers) did not learn the difference between right and wrong from their mommy. Pity. For those who don't know right from wrong, here's a handy chart:
June 3 & 17 = RIGHT
June 10 & 24 = WRONG
July 1 = WRONG at 5:30 pm, RIGHT at 7 pm
Happy dancing!
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