This message goes out to all area square dancers. I'm concerned about the future.
Here's a quick question for FunDancers (a club which stole thousands of dollars and years of hard work from Nasser and Jeanna). How's it going? In other words, how are the stolen funds holding out? Will the thousands of dollars you stole last long enough? Or will you need to steal again in the future, in order to keep operating the club which was outright stolen from the very couple who founded it?
The reason I ask is that these things take time. Patience is a virtue! It took over two years for Nasser and Jeanna to build up their club to the point where it was even worth stealing. Let's admit it, most clubs nowadays are not worth the bother it takes to steal 'em. That's the main problem with square dancing today. There are so very few "builders" (like, for example, Nasser and Jeanna) who can actually build up a club so that people would even want to steal it. And there are so very many "takers" (like, for example, the officers of FunDancers) who hold meetings and vote to steal from people who cannot be at the meeting.
Planning is essential. If you ever hope to steal another club in the future (like you illegally stole FunDancers from its founders) please be aware that it can take years for your next victim to build a club to the point where it is finally stealable. Therefore you need to find another trusting caller right now and dupe him into starting immediately on the years of hard work and investment. Allow your next victim enough time to build up something tangible and worthwhile. Then steal it.
I'm just afraid that you are not planning your next theft properly. This sets the stage for major disappointment whenever it's time for your next crime. Plan ahead! Start building something big today so that you can tear down something big in the future.
Also, start making as many legally-binding contracts as you can. That's the only possible way to continue your long streak of ruthlessly and immorally breaking long-term contracts. Think about it: the only way to break long-standing contracts (like you did to me) is to already have those contracts in place for a long time. So, get those contracts in place right NOW (like we did over two years ago) so that you can break those contracts after they become long-term agreements (like you did to me recently).
In other words, get busy! Time's a-wasting! Start right now and build up a brand-new load of debt with an innocent caller, so that you can default on your debt in the future. Huge debts don't just happen overnight! It takes years to build up enough debt so that you can finally get the satisfaction of stealing thousands of dollars from someone. So get started now!
Set up a bunch of new agreements today, so that you can break those contracts years from now! Dupe a trusting new victim today into spending years to build up a nice club, so that it will grow into something you'll be proud to steal in the future. I'm afraid that if you don't start planning today, you won't be able to steal a nice big juicy club (like the one you stole a couple of months ago) in the future. You'll only be able to steal a small pitiful club (like the club which you transformed FunDancers into). Clearly, it pays to plan ahead, so that your future thefts can be grand. With careful planning today, you can enjoy a continuous lifestyle of lying to, stealing from and double-crossing good honest people in the future.
Always remember: rip someone off first and then start the rumors and gossip. It's easy to slander someone nowadays because people gladly believe almost anything they hear. Don't leave out the slander: it's an important step. Stealing two and a half years of someone's hard work and thousands of their dollars ... is important. Smearing their name into the mud after you're finished ripping them off is equally important.
Hopefully, a nice crowd will visit FunDancers to show their support for the key ingredients which make this club unique: operating on stolen money, violating long-term agreements, immoral cheating, unethical leadership, kangaroo court meetings, defaulting on your debt, ruining someone's career through gossip, and plenty of good old-fashioned plain-old down-home bald-face lying.
It takes more than two years to build up a club so that it's even worth stealing. Get started today so you can rip off other innocent people in the future!
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