Friday, February 8, 2013

Come Enjoy the Loot from a Robbery

Do you believe that the best way to get ahead in life is to rob, cheat, steal and swindle? Are you the kind of person who does not pay your bills? Do you like to be around other robbers, swindlers, bilkers, crooks, liars and cheaters?
 
If so, you'll have a grand time at FunDancers on Sunday.
 
As you know, in an era when far more square dance clubs are folding than forming, FunDancers was founded three years ago by an internationally known caller.  He worked hard to promote, build, bankroll and grow his club. Alas, he made the grave mistake of trusting people who happen to be liars, cheaters and swindlers.

Some dirty rotten lying cheating defamatory swindling bilking hoodwinking deadbeat con-artists infested the club. After a series of cold calculated conniving maneuvers, the bad guys took over.  They stole thousands of dollars and the club and most of the (as it ends up, totally fake and easily mis-led) people in the club.
 
You can pretend it never happened ... but you'd be lying to your own self.

You can pretend that square dancing builds solid friendships ... but you'd be totally wrong. Square dance friendships are as solid as water running through a sieve.  All someone has to do is exclaim (behind your back) "he or she is mentally unstable!", then all your former friends will suddenly believe it's okay to rob you.
 
If you enjoy sharing in the loot from robberies, come on out to FunDancers. The current club leadership cheats good honest hard-working people out of their lifelong investments. Maybe you will get swindled next?  Come find out for yourself.

If someone dares speak out against those ghastly acts, the liars and cheaters will ruin their reputation through expert defamation.  They don't stop at just robbing and swindling good people. They take away your very livelihood and run you completely out of business.  Maybe you'll be the next robbery victim?
 
If you feel comfortable among robbers, cheaters, swindlers, liars, deadbeats, slanderers and crooks then you'll feel right at home at FunDancers.  If you like to use stolen money to run a club which was swindled from good honest hard-working people, then you'll be in your element.  Come help enjoy the spoils from a robbery.

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