Announcing a Square Dance Club for Teens and Brain-Damaged

The human brain is very interesting. Do you know what your "Frontal Lobes" are?  That's the part of your brain which takes the longest time (until your mid-20s) to develop. That same part of your brain lets you know the difference between right and wrong.

  

Have you had your frontal lobes calibrated lately?  Do you know the difference between right and wrong? Here's a simple test to measure your own ability to tell right from wrong. 

1. A square dance club owes someone thousands of dollars.  They default on the debt.  They outright baldface cheat that person out of every penny owed.  Right, or wrong?
2. Someone spends years building up a business.  Rotten crooks wait patiently until the business finally becomes profitable.  Then they swoop in and flat-out steal the business in broad daylight.  Right, or wrong?
3. One of your "friends" is robbed, cheated and swindled.  The robbers offer you some of the robbery loot. You know the funds are stolen but you accept the loot anyway.  Right, or wrong?
4. A special event is held at a stolen club and is financed with stolen funds.  You go to the event anyway.  Right, or wrong?
5. A square dance club does not have a website.  They create a website but it is not about the club.  Instead, the website's only purpose is to smear the name of an internationally-known square dance caller in an attempt to put that caller out of business.  Right, or wrong?
6. An expert thief, crook, cheater, liar, name-smearer and swindler runs for office in a local association.  You do not want to hold office yourself.  To reduce the chance that you yourself might be asked to hold office (and/or perhaps due to sheer apathy), you vote for the scumbag. Right, or wrong?

While most people over age 25 have no problem telling the difference between right and wrong, people who support events at FunDancers obviously suffer from malfunction of the frontal lobes.  Each of the above situations is clearly gregariously totally wrong yet some people still support these wrongs.

  

What might cause you to be completely unable to distinguish right from wrong?

  

One possible reason is that the frontal lobes of your brain are damaged.  To find out if this applies to you, ask yourself, "have I had a frontal lobotomy?".  If so, then you are no longer able to tell right from wrong.  In that case, go to FunDancers where you'll fit right in.  People at FunDancers don't know right from wrong either.

  

But what if you have no brain damage yet you still participate in the outrageous wrongs at FunDancers?  What on earth could make you completely oblivious to the difference between right and wrong?  The only possible reason left (according to science) is that your frontal lobes have not developed yet, i.e. you are under 25 years old.
 

Never argue with scientific fact.  If you participate in the wrongdoing at FunDancers, then obviously you can't tell right from wrong.  If you can't tell right from wrong, then the frontal lobes of your brain do not work.  If your frontal lobes don't work then either you had brain damage or you're a teenager.  If you have not had brain damage, then you're a teenager.  It's simple logic.
 

So, if you're looking for a square dance club for teenagers and/or brain-damaged people, i.e. if you want to be with other people who can't discern right from wrong, go to FunDancers where they rob, cheat, steal, smear, swindle and loot.  If you are brain-damaged, or under age 25, at FunDancers you can find other brain-damaged, teenaged and/or downright crummy people just like yourself.  Come celebrate the loathsome human traits of robbing innocent people, not paying your bills, lying, swindling, looting, cheating, name-smearing and utter absolute nastiness.
 

Of course if you do happen to know the difference between right and wrong, then your choice is even more simple. Avoid FunDancers.  Find something wholesome to do instead.
 

It's no longer enough to simply avoid wrongdoing yourself.  You should also persuade your "friends" (even though there is no such thing as genuine friendship in square dancing, but let's pretend).  Encourage other people to also recognize the difference between right and wrong, and to choose right over wrong.  Of course, if they happen to be brain-damaged or teen-agers, send them to FunDancers which is a club for teenagers and/or brain-damaged people who cannot tell the difference between right and wrong.
 

Bottom line:  If you are brain-damaged or a teenager, seek out other brain-damaged people just like yourself. But if you are able to tell the difference between right and wrong, avoid the wrongdoing at FunDancers.  Find a wholesome alternative instead ... and convince the people who pretend to be your "friends" to do the same.

It's really that simple

FunDancers was established with a simple rule.  If the club caller (who founded, organized and built the club) is in town on a Sunday, he calls for his own club.  If he's out of town, he arranges for a substitute.  That rule worked successfully for years.  It's a really simple rule which makes a lot of sense.  If you pay mega-bucks out of your own pocket, and then put in years of work to build your own club, then you get to call for your own group because you're the one who planned, organized, financed, built and grew the group. It's really that simple.
 
With such a simple rule, what could go wrong?  Well, the club founder made a critical mistake.  He trusted people who happen to be cheating swindling robbers.  It could have happened to anyone, even you.  As it ends up, the very minute that the club finally became profitable, dirty rotten cheating filthy robbers found a way to swindle the club caller and his spouse out of the business which took them years of work and thousands of dollars to create.
 
Several local square dancers and callers supported the robbers.  This message is aimed at those people.  If you supported, endorsed or profited from the robbery ... shame on you!
 
If you dance or call at FunDancers, you participate in a robbery.  Whether or not you're willing to admit it, you support and encourage crime.  It's really that simple.  You help cheating swindlers spend robbery loot from a business which they outright bald-face stole from the people who built it from the ground up.  You are sending a clear message that Crime Does Indeed Pay.
 
Did you know that every week, without fail, Ed Wedig sends an email to his crime victim, gloating and bragging about how he outright bilked his crime victim?  Every week Ed Wedig threatens to rob his crime victim again, or to smear his name into the mud even more, or to burn down his house, or to wreck his car, or to rape his wife, or worse.  The gloating and bragging are different each week.  For example, this past week, in his Weekly Gloat, Ed Wedig threatened to shove a gun up his crime victim's ass.  It's a different threat each week.
 
This proven swindler is much more than just a thieving stealing lowlife cheater who bald-face robbed an innocent couple in broad daylight.  He also gloats and brags about it, every week.  Geez, what a psychopath.
 
Think about it.  There's no way under the sun that such a fat lazy despicable crooked filthy cheating misfit could have ever planned, organized, bankrolled and built a square dance club from the ground up.  The truth is that instead of doing all the work himself, he and his accomplices chose a different path.  They waited until someone ELSE invested the money, did the work and built the club.  AFTER the club became successful, they outright strong-arm stole it clean away.  Each and every week since then (103 weeks, but who's counting?) the cheating swindler gloats and brags about the robbery.
 
Knowing these facts, why on earth do you endorse such atrocity?  What in the world is wrong with you?  Are you insane?  Why do you support robbing cheating swindling gloating psychopathic criminals?

Ask yourself a question.  Do you believe in helping people get away with outright theft? Do you like to reward lying cheating scumbags who outright robbed a hard-working innocent couple out of their life's work?

Of course you don't.  Nobody wants to reward crime.  When the criminal gloats and brags about his exploits every week, it only makes matters worse.

Let's always try to do the right thing, but let's also try to know which "right things" are possible.  You can't un-rob an innocent couple.  You can't un-cheat or un-swindle someone out of their life's work.  You can't un-commit a robbery.  You can't reform a deranged madman who enjoys bragging about his crimes and threatening to commit new ones.

Now that we know what we cannot do, what (if anything) can we do?  It's really simple.  There is only one real choice left.  You can stop supporting, endorsing and rewarding criminal robbing cheating swindling braggarts.

If you support FunDancers, you reinforce the idea that cheating swindling lying criminals should prosper.  But if you choose to do the right thing instead, i.e. if you stay away from the crime scene, you send a message that robbery and theft are truly vile despicable acts which you will not tolerate.

It is my sincere wish that you will vote against crime, against cheating swindling lying robbers and against filthy rotten gloating bragging con-artists.  Find a good honest dance to go to instead.  It's really that simple.

It's April

News Flash!  FunDancers finally reached agreement with their club caller, organizer, planner, founder and instructor. The club now has their original club caller back, under these conditions:

• Club caller must be paid far less than any other caller.
• If club caller / founder / builder is out of town, club will spend three to six times as much money to get a substitute caller.  Club caller has no say in who they hire, nor in how much they pay.  The only guarantee is that the substitute caller gets far more money than club caller gets.
• Club caller will pay thousands of dollars in club expenses out of his own pocket, never to be reimbursed.
• If the club officers commit another crime, and if the club caller speaks out against that crime, then the club will expertly use their massive powers of swindling, lying, slander and con-artistry to smear club caller's good name which took decades to build.

Good news!  The new deal starts immediately.  The club gets a top-notch caller at a bargain price. If he can't be there, a local caller gets paid far more money to fill in. Club caller invests thousands of his own dollars into building up the club.  When the club commits another outright crime and if the club caller once again speaks out against crime, the club gets to slander and smear the caller / founder / organizer / investor (and his innocent spouse) completely out of business.

Oh yes, one more thing.  Check your calendar and please notice one tiny detail.   A P R I L   F O O L S

Yep, APRIL FOOLS, you rotten sorry crime-enabling immoral degenerates.  If you think I'll ever call for any sorry ratfink back-stabbing swindling cheaters ever again, you need to wake up from your dream.

Still, please notice that the proposed deal closely matches what the club actually had, before they crapped in their own nest. They had a willing, hard-working, talented caller couple who built the club from the ground up.  In appreciation, the club robbed and cheated and swindled and slandered and lied about and smeared and de-friended and back-stabbed that couple to the extreme. When the caller spoke out against crime, he lost every last one of his (as it ends up, totally fake) "friends". 
 
Meanwhile, the immoral scumbags who cheated and robbed and swindled and lied and smeared ... go figure .... they're prospering.  And you helped them do it.  You're a sorry excuse for humanity!  You clearly illustrate the important life-lesson that crime really does pay.
 
Here's the part I can't figure out.  You had ample opportunity to do the right thing (i.e. send a clear message that crime does NOT pay).  You chose to do exactly the wrong thing instead.  You chose to swoop into a crime scene and grab at the robbery loot with both fists, quickly, before someone else gets it all. Wow, what a rotten lowdown crummy thing to do to your so-called 'friend'.  Let's admit it.  In square dancing, "friendship" lasts only until the robbing, cheating and slander begin.

Dirty rotten scoundrel lying cheaters just bald-face outright stole a square dance club right in front of your eyes, and you know they stole it, and you helped them do it.    You helped lying robbers cheat an innocent couple out of years of hard work.  You watched a hard-working talented couple lose their entire lifelong investment in square dancing.  You watched expert swindlers turn every last fake friend against their crime victim.  You witnessed total worthless lowlifes get clean away with crime as they prospered from outright robbery, cheating, lying and swindling.  You watched expert cheaters and swindlers rip off an innocent couple, motivated by the simple fact that master con-artists need an occasional innocent victim in order to keep their swindling skills polished.

Why on earth did you do it? What on earth is wrong with you?  Why can't you recognize a robbery when you see one?  Surely your mother taught you the difference between right and wrong.  What is just so compelling about crime that you just have to chose it over doing what's right?  How can you justify helping crooks spend robbery loot, when you know the loot was stolen?  Why can't you find a good decent event to support instead?  What's so intriguing about crime scenes that you're just forced to participate and to help crooks prosper?
 
If you ever find yourself wondering, "What's wrong with Square Dancing Today?", the answer is simple.  Just look in the mirror.  You support crime.  You profit from the robbery of so-called "friends".  (In square dancing, "Friend" means "someone who pays the bills so that no one asks YOU to pay your share".)  When you were offered a clear choice between right and wrong, you went out of your way to chose wrong.  When you heard damaging gossip, you immediately jumped all over it.  You're just lower than low.  The square dance activity is in such bad shape today because it has followed your lead.

I got cheated out of money, time, labor, friends, etc.  But at least I kept my good sense.  But you got cheated most of all, because you allowed expert con-artists and swindlers to alter your own perception.  You simply cannot tell the difference between right and wrong.  Yes, it's April Fools ... and you are the fool.

C'mon FunDancers

C'mon FunDancers, really and truly. 

 

Do the right thing.  Pay your bills.

Two years ago, FunDancers realized they owed thousands of dollars to the couple who organized, founded, bankrolled and grew the club.

 
What would you do, if you found yourself owing thousands of dollars?  I surely hope you would not make the same rotten choice as FunDancers.  When faced with a mountain of debt, they simply defaulted.  They declared the debt null and void.  They refused to pay even one penny. 
 
They chose to spread lies such as:

• LIE:  "We don't owe any money" ... yet in fact you owe thousands of dollars.
• LIE:  "We pay our bills" ... yet in fact you have not paid even one cent despite repeated requests for payment.
• LIE:  "That person was never associated with our club" ... yet in fact that person organized, bankrolled and grew the club from the ground up, and everyone knows this.
• LIE:  "We built the club ourselves with our own money" ... which is true only if stealing a bunch of money suddenly makes it "your own money"
• and the most despicable LIE of all:  "The person we cheated went crazy and therefore deserves to be robbed"

The bottom line is that FunDancers outright bald-face stole thousands of dollars in broad daylight. They use the robbery loot to hire immoral callers who knowingly accept stolen funds to call for dancers who willingly participate in a crime.

 
Meanwhile, one thing remains constant.  The club still owes thousands of dollars in debt.  They haven't paid one red cent.
 
So, ignore the constant stream of lies from cheating lying swindlers.  They're only trying to cover up their own crimes.  If the lying cheaters are really such tireless supporters of square dancing, why don't they pay their bills?  The plain truth is that the club still owes their founder many thousands of dollars.  They have not paid even one cent toward the huge debt they ran up.
 
Surely you recognize the difference between right and wrong.  Do you like to reward theft?  Do you believe that people who rob, cheat, lie and swindle should prosper?
 
Me neither! 
 
C'mon FunDancers.  You apparently want people to believe you're the good guys. The best way to make people believe you do the right thing is to actually do the right thing. Pay Your Bills!  The time for lying and excuses is over.  It's now time to finally do that one thing which you should have done all along but which you never even attempted to do.
 
You ran up thousands of dollars in debt.  You defaulted on that debt.  When your crime victim refused to silently take a robbin', you lied and smeared people's good names like crazy.  But you still owe the money.  You still use robbery loot to hire accomplices to your crimes.  Those are the facts.  If you don't like the facts, then do something different and create different facts.

  
C'mon FunDancers.  All of your dirty rotten acts in the past are just flat wrong.  There's only one way to correct this. Simply stop doing wrong things.  Stop lying, cheating and robbing.  Start doing the right thing instead.
 
C'mon Fundancers.  Do the right thing.  Pay your bills!

Reap what you sow

Pssst.  Hey you!  Will you help?  Here's the deal.  A group of swindlers cheated and robbed an innocent couple out of their life's work.  Now the crooks need your help to spend the robbery loot.  Will you aid and abet criminal scumbags?
  
If you're a square dancer in the San Antonio or Austin area, or a square dance caller anywhere, the answer is obviously a resounding YES. 

 

So here's my suggestion.  Seeing as you're such a big proponent of theft and looting, why don't you become their next robbery victim?  Yes, that's a grand idea.  Start your very own square dance club.  Spend years of your time and thousands of your dollars to build it up.  The very minute it becomes self-sufficient, let the swindlers steal it right out from under your nose.
  

When you refuse to silently take a robbin', enjoy watching the dirtbags smear your hard-earned good name all to hell and back.  Observe while your fake "friends" gladly support and endorse the lying robbing swindlers who cheated you (in one fell swoop) out of the venture which took years of your time (and thousands of your dollars) to build.
 

In closing, I actually have NO problem with the fact that you support lying cheating robbing swindlers ... as long as you are willing to become their next robbery victim.  So, enjoy wallowing in the filth of someone else's criminal acts, but don't get all indignant when you become the target of the next robbery.  After all, if you support the robbery of your "fellow square dancer" then surely you can support the same concept when you become the crime victim.

  
Or ... here's an idea ... you can do the right thing instead.  You can stop endorsing theft.  You can refuse to reward people who rob and steal.  You can find good honest activities to support.  With all of the decent legitimate square dance events around, why on earth would you chose a cheating robbing swindled club?

Dear Abby

Dear Abby,
 

A few years ago, I formed a partnership with "friends".  Together we built the largest and most successful square dance club in the region.  Alas, I had loaned thousands of dollars to the venture. The very minute the fledgling enterprise turned profitable, the other partners flat-out stole the club in broad daylight.  They took everything.  They completely defaulted on the debt they owed.  Then they used malicious slander to spread dirty lies and turn hundreds, perhaps even thousands, of so-called "friends" and "fans" against me.  What should I do?

Signed,

Trying To Keep It From Happening to Someone Else

 
 ::

 
Dear Keep It From Happening,

 
Wake up and smell the coffee.  Next time, choose real friends rather than fake ones. 

 
Here's your first clue.  If you ever think that square-dance friends are real, think again. They're not real.  They're fake.  They'll pretend to be your friend ... as long as you pay the bills.  They'll rob you and your spouse while you're out of town.  Live and learn.  You made the mistake of expecting friendship and decency from people who are simply not capable of such qualities.

 
Clue #2:  don't ever loan money to no-good low-down ratfink robbing turncoat cheating swindlers. What were you thinking?  Alarms should have gone off the very minute that people with jobs and/or steady pensions wanted to "borrow" money from a struggling hard-working self-employed entrepreneur.  The signs were all there.  You failed to read them.  You were set up as a robbery victim from the get-go.

 
Now let's talk about how, after a robbery, when you urgently need support and understanding from "professional colleagues", they all side with the robbers.  The explanation is simple.  Other callers are not actually your "friends".  They're your competitors.  They're competing for the same shrinking customer base.  In any competitive arena, your colleagues want just one thing after a robbery.  They want to reach in and grab as much loot as possible, before someone else jumps in and grabs it first.  You expected morality and ethical behavior from people who simply don't have it to give.

 
Here's the saddest part.  Right now, at this very minute, the same low-down cheating swindling ratfink thieving lying slanderous jerks are planning their next robbery.  Yep, believe it.  Someone at today's dance will likely be the next crime victim.  Listen to Abby.  Anyone who willingly associates with known cheaters and swindlers should not act surprised when they find themselves funding the next round of robbery loot.

What will the history books say about you?

FunDancers racked up thousands of dollars in debt. When the club finally became big enough (78 members) to be worth stealing, the dirty cheating swindling crooks outright stole the club in broad daylight. They did not even attempt to pay even one penny toward the thousands of dollars in debt they rightfully owed.

When the club subsequently wanted to hire callers to fill in for the person they ruthlessly robbed and cheated, most callers gladly swooped in and helped themselves to the stolen robbery loot. They didn't care if the money and the club were stolen. They only wanted to grab as much loot as they could, before someone else grabbed it instead. One proper way to describe this behavior is "immoral money-grabber" ... a term which fairly describes every caller who ever called at FunDancers since April 2012.

After someone commits a crime, what do they do next? Go ahead and guess. I'll wait ...

Did you guess correctly? After someone commits a crime, they lie like crazy. Virtually every excuse FunDancers ever offered after the crime is a bald-face lie. Most of their alibis are totally ludicrous. It's a sad commentary when gullible square dancers automatically believe lies without even checking to find out if there's any shred of truth. It's even sadder to realize that I spent 30 years trying to please such no-good back-stabbing rotten two-faced fake people.

Let's face facts. If you ripped off an innocent couple for thousands of dollars, would you tell the truth about your own swindling cheating rotten thievery? Of course you wouldn't. You'd lie, just like FunDancers did (and are still doing).

Such atrocious actions are as wrong as wrong can be. There is no justification nor excuse for robbery, cheating, swindling and theft. If you support (or even tolerate) such atrocious crimes then something is dreadfully wrong with you.

You can't change the past. If you supported FunDancers in the past then you are already a no-good dirty rotten crime-enabler. It's written in history. You can't change what you were.  But you can change what you will be in the future.  So .. stop supporting crime, right now. Become a former dirty, no-good, rotten cheater-helper. Improve your future by making better choices. Find a good honest dance to go to instead.