Checklist

Do you have a checklist of things to do each day or week?  Let's talk about your checklist.  Surely items are on your list because they need to be done.  Surely you try to improve the world by using your checklist.

  

Ditto and likewise.  One of the items on MY checklist, to do every Sunday, is 'help stamp out robberies'.  Here's the deal:  dirty rotten cheating robbers bald-face stole a square dance club from a hard-working honest couple.  They smeared and slandered that couple's good name, and got clean away with robbery in broad daylight.

  

That robbery is just totally wrong.  It was wrong when it happened, it's been wrong ever since, and it will continue to be wrong until corrected.

 

So, every Sunday is "Attempt To Correct" day.  It's on the checklist, so let's get 'er done.  Let's start at the beginning.  It began with robbery, so let's start there.  Do you support theft and cheating and swindling and robbery?  If so, then shame on you.  You seriously need to stop supporting robbers.  You need to stop supporting FunDancers.  That club exists today for just one reason only:  someone bald-face stole it.  If you helped the robbers get clean away with the crime, then you did the wrong thing.  You're a dirty rotten individual.  Stop helping robbers.  That's it.
 

But what if you do not support robbery?  What if you do the right thing instead (by choosing a good honest event instead of a cheated stolen swindled one)?  If so, goody for you.  When you choose a good honest event, you're doing what's right.  Now all you need to do is encourage others to also do what's right.
 

Sunday is 'Anti-Robbery' day.  Do something today to make sure that bald-face swindling robbers don't get away with their crime.  Stop supporting robbery, encourage others to stop supporting robbery, then check it off your list.

Shortcut to Success

It takes takes years of time and thousands of dollars to build a successful square dance club. 
    
Or you can find a shortcut, like FunDancers did.  Let someone else spend years of time and thousands of dollars to build a club.  Wait patiently.  The very minute the club turns profitable, swoop in and outright bald-face steal the club from the hard-working people who built it.
     
Such a sick and twisted strategy only works if you can find immoral callers who knowingly accept robbery loot to call for crooks.  It only works if you can find two-faced double-crossing dancers who knowingly reward robbers and cheats.  In other words, outright bald-face stealing a square dance club in broad daylight only works in San Antonio, Texas.
   
If you helped the dirty rotten scoundrels at FunDancers get clean away with the crimes of outright swindling and robbery, shame on you!  San Antonio is the 7th largest city in the USA yet the local square dance scene is almost completely dead.  Square dancing died out locally because you completely lack morals and integrity.

  
Square dancing is an activity for good honest people.  The local square dancers do not meet that qualification. You're simply not good people.  Indeed, you're crummy rotten people who don't know the basic difference between right and wrong.  Your downright rottenness has almost completely killed square dancing in the USA's 7th largest city. Shame on you.
 

Here's some good news.  You still have the option to do the right thing.  All you have to do is avoid the crime scene at FunDancers.  Stop rewarding crime.  Find a good honest dance instead.

Play It Again

Once upon a time, a talented, hard-working, internationally-known square dance couple moved to San Antonio.  They built a successful club from the ground up.  They even built websites (for free) for the benefit of the area's square dancers. They certainly made the square dance world a better place. 
 
Then, one day, raunchy swindlers outright robbed them of their life's work.
 
You supported the robbers.  You helped dirty, rotten crooks put a hard-working square dance couple completely out of business.  Shame on you.
 
So, let's analyze what you did.  Do you honestly believe that you improved the square dance world, by helping crooked swindlers cheat a hard-working, talented, energetic couple out of a business which took years of labor and thousands of dollars to build?
 
If you really believe that you improved square dancing by cheating a hard-working, talented, caring, giving couple out of their life's work... then shouldn't you "help" square dancing again, by finding a brand-new hard-working couple to cheat and rob and smear?

 
Geeez, what a totally immoral, crime-enabling, sorry, rotten, disgusting slime-ball you turned out to be.

Do Something Positive

If you like to spend your Sundays aiding and abetting in crime, here's a suggestion:  do something positive instead.  For example, take a few minutes to find another square dance club which does not try to get ahead via robbery, cheating, swindling, name-smearing and outright theft.
  

Really and truly, deep-down, surely you are aware that a hard-working couple invested heavily into creating and building FunDancers from the ground up.  After the club finally grew to the point of self-sufficiency, sorry deadbeat lowdown cheating robbers bald-face stole the club in broad daylight.  You know it happened.  You know it's wrong.  So ... why do you support wrong-doing, when it's so easy to choose a better alternative?

Sunday Is Loot Day

Another Sunday rolls around, and you know what that means.  On Sunday, the San Antonio Square Dance movement rewards and encourages looting, cheating, swindling, robbery and theft.

    

This message goes out to hundreds of people, just like yourself, who are suspected of supporting robbery, theft, cheating, stealing and downright rottenness.  The first question to ask is, "are you categorized correctly?"   Yes or No?  Either you reward cheating robbing scumbags, or you don't.

    

If you are categorized correctly, i.e. if you see nothing wrong with out-right bald-face stealing a business from the very people who built it, then you're doing the right thing by reading this message.  This message is aimed at people who support robbery, swindling and theft.  If that's you, then this message is exactly what you need to hear.  In a nutshell, you make bad decisions and you definitely need to stop doing so.

  

If you are categorized incorrectly ... or if you suddenly decide to stop supporting crime ... simply reply to this message, let me know that you're no longer a ratfink robbery-supporting two-faced raunchy crime-enabling scumbag, and your name gets immediately and cheerfully removed from the list.  Also, congratulations for making the right choice.

  

If you happen to know any other dirty rotten crime-supporting fake-friend loot-scooping scumbags just like yourself, they need to also be on this anti-crime list.  Simply send in their email addresses and I'll gladly add them.  Together we can improve the world. People who support crime should be encouraged to make better choices.

  

It's Sunday.  In the local square dance world, Sunday has evolved into "Reward Cheating Swindling Looting Robbers" Day.  It's also "Weekly Reminder That You Should Make Better Choices" Day.

Prove It

Do you believe the old saying "Crime Does Not Pay"?  If so, prove it!  FunDancers ran up thousands of dollars in debt owed to their club founder.  They defaulted on that debt then they outright stole the club from the very people who built it.  They used the stolen robbery loot to run the club.

  

What's done is done.  Nothing you can say or do today can right that historic wrong.  But you can still improve the future ... your future.  You can make a statement ... to yourself and others.  You can prove to yourself and to all future wrongdoers that crime does not pay.

 

First, ask yourself some questions and answer them honestly.  Do you prefer right over wrong?  Do you support honesty instead of theft?   Do you believe people should pay their bills?  Do you encourage hard work to create value, rather than cheating, swindling and robbing to steal value?

  

If you really do believe in right over wrong, prove it ... by avoiding the lying, cheating, deadbeat, robbing club.  Find a good honest dance instead.  Don't reward swindlers.  Send a crystal-clear message that crime does not pay.

Can you guess what T-S-A-T-L means?

Take one glance at The Stolen Club's upcoming schedule and you will immediately see the effects of  T-S-A-T-L. The crooks and robbers are trying to save money by hiring cheap callers.  Clearly, T-S-A-T-L overran the club.
 
In case you didn't know, experienced robbers and cheats conspired to swindle and steal a square dance club away from the couple who spent thousands of dollars and years of hard work to build the club from the ground up.  What the dirty rotten crooks did is _totally_ wrong.  If _you_ visit the stolen club then you're also totally wrong.  You're a crime enabler and a theft supporter, whether or not  T-S-A-T-L.

What does it feel like, to realize that you helped dirty rotten no-good swindlers drive an innocent hard-working couple out of business?
 
Back when the robbery happened (before  T-S-A-T-L) the club was the premiere club in the area.  Now the club is mediocre at best.  Before  T-S-A-T-L, the club danced to national callers only.  Now they'll hire any caller willing to accept robbery loot.

Before T-S-A-T-L, the club hired Tony Oxendine.  After T-S-A-T-L, they hire John Kephart.  Can you tell the difference? 

Before T-S-A-T-L, they hired Joe Saltel.  After T-S-A-T-L, they hire Arnold Gladson.  Do you notice a pattern? 

Before T-S-A-T-L, they hired Wade Driver.  After T-S-A-T-L, they hire Wayne Weston. Can you detect a trend?

One word tells the entire story:  T-S-A-T-L

The End.

(Did you guess correctly?  T.S.A.T.L. means "They Spent All The Loot".)