Saturday, November 23, 2013

Need Your Help

PSSSST! Pardon me. I have a small favor to ask. Can you help me? Helping is easy. Here's how you can help.

Dirty crooked robbers outright stole a business after it was built by an innocent couple. The bad guys cheated that couple out of thousands of dollars, years of hard work and hundreds of supposed "friends".

The bad guys then defiled and smeared the good name of the business and its originators, down to the point where a fair and just resolution is simply not possible. The robbery was totally unfair, unprovoked, unmitigated, unreasonable and without excuse. The stolen business has been raped and plundered and desecrated and ruined beyond any hope of recovery.

You might wonder how you can help. Thanks for asking. It's actually easy. Here's how you can help:

DON'T SUPPORT THE ROBBING CHEATERS. Don't allow rotten lying plundering crooks to get clean away with criminal acts.

Crooks outright stole a local business. They totally cheated and swindled the people who built the business. SO ... here's where YOU come into the picture. Here's what YOU can do, to help improve the world. AVOID that business. Don't allow crooks to profit from crime.

You really CAN make a difference. Simply make the right choice. Resist the lure of stolen robbery loot. Choose wholesome above-board activities instead. Avoid crime and criminals. Discourage robbing cheating lying name-smearing swindlers. Make the world a better place.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Old-Fashioned vs. New-Fangled

The old-fashioned path to success: invest lots of time and money to build a square dance group. After you invest thousands of your dollars and years of your time, you can relax and enjoy the fruits of your own labor.

But that's so old-fashioned.

The new-fangled way, and the way chosen by FunDancers, it to dupe someone else into building up a nice club for you. Be patient!  After the fledgling enterprise grows and eventually becomes self-sufficient, then you can swoop in and steal the club.

If your crime victim gripes about being robbed, plan and carry out a smear campaign.

You'll have to admit that the above strategy is ... successful.

The lowdown cheating swindling scumbags who stole FunDancers get to enjoy a nice square dance every week in their own hometown. They did not invest all the time or money required to build up a club. Instead, they waited until someone else made that investment. Then they outright stole the results of someone else's work.

The old-fashioned way is to build. The new-fangled way is to steal. The old-fashioned process involves paying your bills. The new-fangled way is to run up a huge debt and then default on that debt. Instead of paying what you rightfully owe, wait until your victim goes out of town, steal every last cent you can, then use the loot to hire accomplices. If anyone protests, paint them as a lunatic.

Don't laugh. The strategy does seem to work.

So ... if you want to validate and reward people who cheat, swindle, lie and rob, then you'll want to dance at FunDancers. But if you cannot support the ideals of theft, double-crossing, defamation, and robbery loot, then you will want to choose a different venue instead.

You might be wondering about my purpose. First, I do not want my club back. It's too late for that. While it would be nice to get reimbursed for at least some of the many thousands of dollars which were outright stolen from me, that's only a side issue. The main thing is that we must stop rewarding crooks and robbers. In a proper world, theft and swindling should not lead to prosperity. FunDancers must be shut down, strictly because it is so horribly wrong for bad people to profit from robbing good people.

With so many good honest dances in the region, why on Earth would you patronize a dishonest swindling cheating stolen club who doesn't pay their bills?

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Local Square Dance Group Needs Your Help

Months ago, a local square dance club installed incompetent immoral officers who robbed the club's founder / originator / investor of many thousands of dollars. The crooks used the loot to run the club.

When the crime victim protested, the rotten defamatory swindlers spread all kinds of lies. For example, they claimed that no robbery ever took place and/or the victim deserved to get robbed and/or the money they outright stole was actually a gift. Their alibis prove the ancient theory: "there is no honor among thieves".

If you helped the crooks get away with robbery then you are a party to one of the biggest crimes in square dance history. Yet the sad truth is that the stolen funds have finally petered out. The club recently had to make a "slight" adjustment by hiking their admission price by a whopping SIXTY PERCENT.

When's the last time you had a sixty percent raise? We're talking "desperation". The club operated a good long while on stolen funds but that loot has simply dried up. Now the club needs to steal more money, in a bad way.

Here's where you can help. All the club really needs is a new crime victim. If you will simply let expert con-artists rob and cheat you out of thousands of dollars (the same way they robbed me) then the stolen club can continue to operate on robbery loot in the future (just like they've done in the past).

One tiny word of warning. If you get cheated and robbed by immoral crooks, don't even CONSIDER protesting to the square dance "friends" that you THINK you have. You will learn that the "rock-solid" friendships which you THINK you built are actually as fake and as flimsy as a puff of smoke. After you become a crime victim, you will LOSE EVERY LAST BLASTED FRIEND you THOUGHT YOU EVER HAD. Your fake friends will gleefully swoop in and help the robbers spend all the loot stolen from you.

Of course you could always choose to do the right thing instead. You could go to an honest dance instead. You could refuse to reward robbery, crime, cheating, swindling and theft. But most people will not stand up for what's right. They don't have enough backbone. It's far easier to go along with the crowd and grab at the stolen loot before someone else grabs your share.

There's only one drawback to that philosophy: stolen robbery loot eventually runs out. So, step right up and become the next chump. The previous robbery loot is almost depleted, the ticket price has been "slightly" adjusted by a whopping 60 percent, and the club desperately needs another robbery victim. Who will it be? Could it be you?

I've already had my turn. Now it's your turn to get robbed. If you ever helped the cheating swindling scumbags spend any robbery loot, I very sincerely hope that you get what you richly deserve by becoming the next crime victim.